How to keep Jehovah's Witnesses from knocking at your door!

[Brutuskend]

You can thank me later!

 

[Chronoshock]

:thumbsup:

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

:laugh:

 

[Dulanic]

ROFL

 

[bootymac]

Brutty is on a roll tonight :laugh:

 

[Kalvin00]

:laugh:

 

[apoppin]

what about the doorbell? perhaps a "special" presser . . .

. . . something that would give a new meaning to "ding-dong"

:roll:

 

[Chompman]

Bleh, I prefer opening the door with a trusty sawed off shottie and ask if they believe in reincarnation

 

[cmdrmoocow]

lol

 

[apac]

An old family friend of my parents once opened the door to some jehova's witnesses nude. They never came back.

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: apac
An old family friend of my parents once opened the door to some jehova's witnesses nude. They never came back.

how OLD was he?

:Q




:roll:

edit: Seriously, tell them to put you on their "list" of "do NOT call".
They will and you won't be bothered anymore (if they do, call their Kingdom Hall in the middle of one of their meetings to complain)
:roll:

 

[apac]

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: apac
An old family friend of my parents once opened the door to some jehova's witnesses nude. They never came back.

how OLD was he?

:Q




:roll:

edit: Seriously, tell them to put you on their "list" of "do NOT call". They will and you won't be botherer (if they do, call their Kingdom Hall in the middle of one of their meeting to complain)

Old as in close, not wrinkled ya pervert . He was probably 35 at the time.

 

[Chronoshock]

Originally posted by: apoppin
what about the doorbell? perhaps a "special" presser . . .

. . . something that would give a new meaning to "ding-dong"

:roll:

You touch my tra la la
My ding ding dong
La la la, la la la, la la la la la la la

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: apac

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: apac
An old family friend of my parents once opened the door to some jehova's witnesses nude. They never came back.

how OLD was he?

:Q




:roll:

edit: Seriously, tell them to put you on their "list" of "do NOT call". They will and you won't be botherer (if they do, call their Kingdom Hall in the middle of one of their meeting to complain)

Old as in close, not wrinkled ya pervert . He was probably 35 at the time.

next time say "close"



:roll:

i was thinking "prune"
(scary)


Anyway, NOT a good idea if they decided to press charges.

edit . . . and when you say "close", do you mean like "intimate"?

:roll:

 

[lobadobadingdong]

My brother in law is Jehovah's Witness (tho he was shunned when he married my sister) he thinks that's hilarious.

 

[apac]

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: apac

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: apac
An old family friend of my parents once opened the door to some jehova's witnesses nude. They never came back.

how OLD was he?

:Q




:roll:

edit: Seriously, tell them to put you on their "list" of "do NOT call". They will and you won't be botherer (if they do, call their Kingdom Hall in the middle of one of their meeting to complain)

Old as in close, not wrinkled ya pervert . He was probably 35 at the time.

next time say "close"



:roll:

i was thinking "prune"
(scary)


Anyway, NOT a good idea if they decided to press charges.

edit . . . and when you say "close", do you mean like "intimate"?

:roll:

Sweet jesus, you're about as secure as this mountain of paperwork next to me. "Close" as in good friend who lived in the studio apartment next to my dad for years. Someone you've known for a long time is often referred to as an "old friend".

Anyway, why would they ever press charges? It's not public indecency if you're in your own apartment. Maybe a little girl selling cookies could pull off some charges, but not a couple of harassing jehova's.

 

[xcript]

Hahahahaha.. I was listening to AC/DC - Big Balls when I clicked on the link.

 

[Mucho]

 

[apac]

Originally posted by: xcript
Hahahahaha.. I was listening to AC/DC - Big Balls when I clicked on the link.

BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL!!!

 

[thedarkwolf]

I got rid of some pretty quickly a month ago. When I opened the door my 75lb shepherd mix squeezed out and attacked them, well he annoyed them by running around and wanting petted. He didn't have a collar on so I could just grab him and drag him back in so I just left them on the fron porch with the ultra freindly dog and went to grab a leash. By the time I came back they were covered in dog hair and Boris had wondered over to the neighbors so they just handed me a magazine and left .

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Dulanic
ROFL

 

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Dulanic
ROFL

 

[Injury]

I'm sure that doorknocker would attract lots of homosexuals to your door though.

 

[Ameesh]

the best way is to just kidnap one or two of them, they will stop bothering you.

 

[FuZoR]

hang a satan poster at the door.. problem solved...