how to impress

[ultravox]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Wine her
Dine her
Call her
Support her
Hold her
Surprise her
Compliment her
Smile at her
Listen to her
Laugh with her
Romance her
Believe in her
Cuddle with her
Shop with her
Give her jewelry
Buy her flowers
Hold her hand
Write love letters to her
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked
Bring food

 

[SirFshAlot]

Show up naked
Bring food

and another naked woman

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

It's possible a woman would only need to do one of those things, Ultravox.

 

[Isla]

So far, it's worked for me!

 

[vi edit]

Nah, forget the food. Naked with a pitcher of beer thank you

 

[TheVrolok]

lol, we men do make ourselves out to be pigs most of the time, don't we?

 

[Cheapster]

All they need is a nice smile, that does it everytime.

 

[Supradude]

i agree with cheapster... all it takes is that one smile...

 

[SirFshAlot]

PIGS??????

oink, I mean, speak for yourself!

 

[tim0thy]

hey, i wouldn't mind if a woman did all those things that a guy is 'supposed' to do either!

 

[Svperstarr]

hell... i wouldn't mind if a woman just talked to me. oh wait, that sounded pathetic.

"i just ain't kind on swine that's all..."

 

[atomicbomberman]

so true.. so true...

 

[tkim]

for girls: listening is key. (atleast i think)

for guys: butt naked NUDE is key....food is always a plus..not a necessity!