HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM...

[Brutuskend]

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
CHICAGO.

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window:
NEW YORK.

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic:
NEW JERSEY.

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON.

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES.

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
INDIANA, but driving in CALIFORNIA.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat:
ITALY.

One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE.

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator, and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window:
TEXAS.

Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
OKLAHOMA.

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate, in the left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA.

One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister:
ARKANSAS.

 

[NutBucket]

The only brick on my accelerator is my right foot!

 

[Kalvin00]

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
CHICAGO.

LOL! This is true in Downtown.

 

[Syringer]

I usually look at their license plate.

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: Syringer
I usually look at their license plate.

funny

but OP is better

 

Both hands on wheel, jerking it to avoid man-sized pothole in the road: MICHIGAN

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: jumpr
Both hands on wheel, jerking it to avoid man-sized pothole in the road: MICHIGAN

I don't see how jerking it will help to avoid a pothole.

 

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: jumpr
Both hands on wheel, jerking it to avoid man-sized pothole in the road: MICHIGAN

I don't see how jerking it will help to avoid a pothole.

I was about to respond, "So you can swerve around it, ya moron!" but then I realized what you meant.

:laugh:

 

[TitanDiddly]

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON.

Ain't that the truth. Massachusetts = worst drivers evar. You know what it is? The overcrowded school system. You have to cut people off in the hall and crap.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Syringer
I usually look at their license plate.

LOL!!!

 

[GoodToGo]

Seats so low and flat, feet used for driving
ATLANTA

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: jumpr
Both hands on wheel, jerking it to avoid man-sized pothole in the road: MICHIGAN

I don't see how jerking it will help to avoid a pothole.

I was about to respond, "So you can swerve around it, ya moron!" but then I realized what you meant.

:laugh:

 

[Vertimus]

Haha.... that was good

 

[KokomoGST]

Foot firmly planted on accelerator... hands nowhere near wipers or headlight switch in pouring rain.
ATLANTA

Scary but true!

 

[JoPh]

NJ doesnt know what a blinker is.

 

[acemcmac]

I love how in PA you can always tell the people from philly by the yellow square in their back window that is their required city registration.... other than that, I'd add

Doubling the speedlimit in the dumbest places, tripling it everywhere else... eventually getting totalled on a white tailed deer:
Pennsylvania

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Syringer
I usually look at their license plate.

They could be driving a rental!

 

[Drakkon]

AC on (blasting), license plate from ANY other state than AZ, in a giant winnebago going 15 on city streets
ARIZONA

...damn snowbirds...