How to get that B*i*H?

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Acidheadcracker

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Jun 6, 2003
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Aw, I have to post this and ask for some advice. I work in Field Service Computing and there are 4 lads and one girl in our office. Problem is that while us boys get on very well and have the craic, the other B*i*H in the office with us can't stop running to the boss and telling silly little tales like how one of us was late to work or anything negitive that she can think of to get us into trouble. Her problem is basically that she is a jealous woman who knows sweet F A about computers and thinks that the only way to progress in the job is to hang us out to dry at any chance she gets.

So I need some sly way of geting this B*i*h to slip and let management see her for who she realy is.

Any advice would be very welcome, cas I could be up in Jail next week for assault if she does not shut her ****ing mouth and.... AAAAGAGGGG
 
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LordJezo

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May 16, 2001
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B*i*H?

whats that... i really cant think of any letters to go in those *s...

can anyone else think of anything?
 
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conjur

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Jun 7, 2001
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Break into her place and find (or take) nude photos of her and threaten to post them on the internet if she doesn't STFU.

And, btw, wth is craic??
 
rh71

rh71

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Aug 28, 2001
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If she is really that bad at her job technically, then clean up your own act with the tardiness and whatever else. She'll have nothing to complain about and eventually fade away.
 
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Mrburns2007

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Originally posted by: rh71
If she is really that bad at her job technically, then clean up your own act with the tardiness and whatever else. She'll have nothing to complain about and eventually fade away.
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Yeah that will show her
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royaldank

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Apr 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: LordJezo
B*i*H?

whats that... i really cant think of any letters to go in those *s...

can anyone else think of anything?
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B**ch in Heat?
 
shiner

shiner

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Jul 18, 2000
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Take her out, buy her dinner, get her drunk, have sex with her. I'm sure that would be punishment enough.
 
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n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Do your job correctly and you should have nothing to worry about. Keep track of her mess ups, so if something does come up you have records of what she has been doing wrong.
 
0roo0roo

0roo0roo

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Sep 21, 2002
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document her slipups. post these anonymously somehow. or keep the records for blackmail:) when talking about her with superiors, subtly undermine her indirectly.
 
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JeffreyLebowski

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Aug 23, 2000
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Well if you are the technical ones, put porn on her computer, then tell the boss you saw her looking at porn, this should get her written up if not fired.
 
HomeBrewerDude

HomeBrewerDude

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Originally posted by: LordJezo
B*i*H?

whats that... i really cant think of any letters to go in those *s...

can anyone else think of anything?
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you are correct. there are no english words that fit that pattern.
 
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NogginBoink

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Feb 17, 2002
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You think her boss doesn't know she's a slimy weasel?

As long as you keep your nose clean (which means not plotting revenge), this situation is likely to resolve itself.
 
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Yax

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* = zero or more chars in this case.
but anyway, why don't all of you just call in sick for a day and let her handle the work. The boss will figure out she doesn't know what's going on right away when he has to call you in.

You all just go bathe in the sun for a day and call in sick with sunburns or go eat some bad food and get food poisoning or something. Then you'll really be sick. Bring in doctor's notes for the record when you come in too so the boss can't say you were faking it.
 
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