How to get smacked in the head by the one you love. :D

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: Maleficus

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
The wife and I were at a local video rental store where we had rented several movies. We were paying and getting ready to leave when the cashier asked if I wanted a bag.



I said, "No thanks, I'm already married!"

amish 😀

ouch! 😀

ooooooooooohhhh!!!!
that's brutal dude!! GOOD ONE! 😀

 

[GSOYF]

now that's humorous.

🙂

 

[her209]

Wife: Do I look fat?
You: Yes.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: abaez
We were walking by a fredericks of hollywood store and they had a picture out front with some girl in lingerie.... I was like wow that would look great on you! Major major boo boo.

Thought that was the safe answer..

See a chick walking down the street when you are walking with your wife and the involuntary male response to take a longer than usual look takes over...

She "You think she's cute?"
You "No, she is a dog...was just wondering what that outfit would look like on you..."

This is not the right answer anymore?😀

 

[abaez]

She thought I was staring at the model in the picture and making an excuse for it.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: her209
Wife: Do I look fat?
You: Yes.

You should've said:

Wife: Do I look fat?
You: No, because you are fat.