- Jun 30, 2001
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I just got a call from a stupid telemarketer. After I hung up, I realized I should have made it a fun experiance. Here's some ways I know to get rid of telemarketers...
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
2.) My uncle cracked his ribs and was off work for awhile. My aunt told me this story: It was a call from a home security company. My uncle said "Nothing my Thirty Odd Six can't handle. If they happen to land outside, I'll just drag them back in." They said OK and hung up.
3.)If they ask "how are you today?", start complaining about every little thing that has ever bugged you in your life. I've got a nasty case of Jock Itch...do you know what will get rid of that? I just keep scratchin' and scratchin' but it never goes away. If you're a guy: I've been thinking of leaving my girlfriend. Girls don't interest me anymore. Do you know any cute guys?
4.) Pretend you are sitting on the john taking a MAJOR dump. Act like you are gonna pass out pushing so hard to get that thing out. If they ask to call you back later, insist that it's ok and they should tell you about whatever. Go into the bathroom and flush a couple of times during the conversation. Act like there's a clog, but insist that you still want to talk to them.
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
2.) My uncle cracked his ribs and was off work for awhile. My aunt told me this story: It was a call from a home security company. My uncle said "Nothing my Thirty Odd Six can't handle. If they happen to land outside, I'll just drag them back in." They said OK and hung up.
3.)If they ask "how are you today?", start complaining about every little thing that has ever bugged you in your life. I've got a nasty case of Jock Itch...do you know what will get rid of that? I just keep scratchin' and scratchin' but it never goes away. If you're a guy: I've been thinking of leaving my girlfriend. Girls don't interest me anymore. Do you know any cute guys?
4.) Pretend you are sitting on the john taking a MAJOR dump. Act like you are gonna pass out pushing so hard to get that thing out. If they ask to call you back later, insist that it's ok and they should tell you about whatever. Go into the bathroom and flush a couple of times during the conversation. Act like there's a clog, but insist that you still want to talk to them.
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