How to get rid of friend's girlfriend?

Mithras

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I have this close friend. A guy I have known ever since I can remember. And he has this off again/on again girlfriend. And she is an evil, manipulative bitch queen from hell. Unfortunately I was good friends with her for a while. How can I get rid of her, without making it seem like I am getting rid of her? I am looking for something that is totally untraceable. But she really pissed me off tonight, and it is time for her to go.
 

Yo Ma Ma

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I guess that depends on what your friend find so attractive in his girlfriend, and how proficient you will be at supplying it to him in her place.
 

shiner

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Get your friend drunk...hook him up with some other chick, hopefully a hottie, and take pictures. Make sure the evil beeotch somehow gets a copy.

or....you bite the bullet, seduce her, take one for the team(if you know what I mean) and then in a teary eyed confession you tell your bud what happened.

or....

Get someone else to take her out, hit it with her and make sure he gets pictures.

or...oh hell...just think of something evil and vile and then give it a shot. That, in my opinion, is the only way to handle people like her.
 

Mday

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tell her you are gay, and you're in love with him.

oh wait, that'd get rid of you...



uh, i know someone, send me a PM. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*



okay, i don't know anyone, i'll do it. will you be my friend?
 

Mithras

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Good ideas, Shiner...

I hate to say it, but these two have broken up sooo many times, I think that all of those ideas have been tried. Last time they broke up because he cheated on her. She proceeded to immediatley sleep with my brother. And they were back together again within 2 months. He left for Tennessee, they broke up again, and are back together again. I need to actually talk to him and let him know how unwelcome she is whenever I am around.
 

shiner

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Well if he's that damn stupid it's his own problem.

One thing...

If you give him an "it's me or her" ultimatum I would bet that you loose. Remember man...there are few things more powerful over a man than P
 

Mithras

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No, my brother is pissed at her too. The main problem is that she is possesive of him. She won't let him spend time with anybody else. For example, when he lived here before, we played volleyball on Saturday nights. And he has expressed in intrest in playing this weekend. But she says "No, you can't go play volleyball, besides, I can think of somtheing a LOT better than colleyball". Now, it's not like they never get to see each other (they are currently living together) and it's not like we didn't invite her to come with us.

I don't know, it just pissed me off
 

shiner

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Give it up...he's obviously getting some good lovin and it's next to impossible to get a guy to give it up for anything else. You'll just have to wait until he gets tired of it or some better lovin comes along.
 

Mithras

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He has never had any other lovin', and she is not that great.

<embarrassed admission> I also slept with her last time they broke up (I was drunk)</embarrased admission>

Anyway, not a highlight of my life... Moving on, if I could get him hooked up with someonbe out here, that would probably work. Also, he is going to be moving into an apartment with my brother and I, so that might help.
 

shiner

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Wait a minute...I thought you said he cheated on her last time they broke up?
 

Futuramatic

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I have found a close encounter with a sawed off 12-gauge usually gets rid of most people.... but I don't want to recommend that :)
 

XMan

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<< If you give him an &quot;it's me or her&quot; ultimatum I would bet that you loose. Remember man...there are few things more powerful over a man than P >>



Popcorn?

Power tools?

Peppermints?
 

Orbius

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I thought all that stuff on the Springer show was fake, but Mithras has shown me that these people are real. :D
 

ArkAoss

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oregon, , is she there too? i had a prob with a friends gf, but she was nice, her mother was crazy, that fixed things.. . the mother convinced her to split.., try working her gf's some how, and spread the word thru them that your friend says she sux in bed, or something
 

Superwombat

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hmm, here comes my two cents... I am the other brother... the one that slept with her the umm... 12th time they broke up?? I agree with Mithras's assessment of the situation. This young lady is an evil obsessive controlling evil (did I mention that already??) horrible person. She is also not very good in bed. To the best of my knowledge her only redeeming characteristic is that she is easy. So what must be done here is to somehow convince the male (hereafter known as &quot;weasleboy&quot;) that she isn't worth hanging around. The easiest path would be to sleep with her again, which would be insanely easy, but I have a feeling that would damage my friendship with &quot;weasleboy&quot;. Any other ideas short of killing??
 

Mithras

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Holy freaking asses of fire! I never thought he would actually admit to being the brother. Anyway, he's right... She's awful in bed, and has no redeeming qualities other than easiness.
 

Dameon

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Well, one way would be to videotape the... 5$ Bedroom Entertainment Center in the act.
Would make me want to dump a chick.
 

Mithras

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Her name is Mandie....

Now everyone, think a mean thought in her direction now...

Ahhhhhhhh, that feels better... :D
 

HomerSapien

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This was probably mentioned, but tell her to go away. Dont hide your feelings. Let them be known. She will eventually get the picture.