How to get a girl?

[cain]

How do I get a girl? haha. try to be as serious as you can.

 

[damiano]

stop posting and go look for one !!!

 

[pyonir]

Turn off the computer first of all.

 

[fatbaby]

PM lordjezo. He is t3h mastar.

 

[Jhill]

stop posting here and actually go talk to one would be a good first step.

edit: too late

 

[Encryptic]

1. Pick out a chick
2. Walk up to her
3. Say "Sup, bitch?"
4. Drop panties
5. Bump uglies


Rinse, repeat.

 

[fs5]

read the other girl threads on this forum... that should keep you busy for about oh.. a 100 years.

 

[TheNinja]

Tell her you are a lifer on ATOT and then throw around all the computer lingo and acronymns that you can think of....you are SURE to score, just ask these guys.

 

[Dacalo]

Originally posted by: Reon
How do I get a girl? haha. try to be as serious as you can.

it is much easier than you think

 

[damiano]

or see the thread about married women...

"nice shoes babe...wanna f***?"

 

[gigapet]

search for YAGT.

Read read read.

or

do what they said previously sign off atot and go talk to them, be yourself make them laugh and compliment them.

 

[Gunslinger08]

Show her your penis.

 

[damiano]

when she laughs when she sees it...
It won't be because she thinks you funny though...

see what I mean

 

[0roo0roo]

just know she won't go willingly...

 

[TommyVercetti]

1) Be very good looking
2) Be very rich
3) Be concieted, rude and a total jerk

 

[Broohaha]

hit her over the head with a club and drag her back to your cave.

 

[IamElectro]

Go into the city if your not already there be sure to have at lest 50 bucks with ya. Drive around till one walks up to the car and ask if you want a good time. "negotiagte a little" bam you got girl.

 

[Rahminator]

Not by posting here and asking these guys.

 

[GroundZero]

get a life and go outside some time, find a girl, ask her out
if she says no
lather, rinse, repeat

 

[Regs]

Rince and Repeat, roflmao.

#1. Talk to them. It is sometimes surprising how easy it could be to talk to a girl when all she wants to do is fawk you in the first place. And vice versa!

 

[TMPadmin]

10 Yes get off the computer
20 Go to places people hang out (hopefully girls go there too, not the arcade)
30 Keep your head up and look for a girl you may have a chance with.
40 Go talk to her
50 Get shot down
60 goto 30

This will repeat indefinitely until a girl finds you and suddenly you find yourself married to her. Then post to atot, "how do you live a single life as a married man."

 

[cain]

good answers! i was just looking for some kind of laugh anyway!

 

[SithSolo1]

Just ask her. Worked for me.

 

[rh71]

Confidence.

 

[ElFenix]

slap her with your penis!

note: this only works if you have a really large penis