How to find a kitten born on 06/06/06?

[homestarmy]

My girlfriend said that I could probably convince her to let me get a kitten (already have a 3 yr old cat) if I could find one born yesterday, especially if he was hairless.

If I try checking places in a couple months and tell them that, they'd likely lie to get rid of the kitten.

She'd probably name it Damian (or is it Damien).

Ideas?

 

[733SHiFTY]

hairless or black, FTW

 

[Chunkee]

yes, go to wal mart, buy you and your girlfriend a life

jC

 

[AbAbber2k]

Tell your GF to get a life and stop pretending to be a fvcking emo/goth/"wicka"/whatever gay ass [anti]social group she feels the need to be a part of. That or go to therapy to resolve her daddy issues.

 

[QED]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Tell your GF to get a life and stop pretending to be a fvcking emo/goth/"wicka"/whatever gay ass [anti]social group she feels the need to be a part of. That or go to therapy to resolve her daddy issues.

Put a fork in this thread. Nothing more needs to be said than this right here...

 

[Skiguy411]

i hate cats.

 

[homestarmy]

Wow, it's not like she's going to praise it as satan. It's a harmless joke.

It's like getting one born on easter and naming it peter cottontail.

 

[homestarmy]

BTW, just curious, are you all religo-nazi's or...? Are you actually offended by this?

If so, you are sad. And you make me a little sad too, but not in an emo way... I just feel sorry for you.

 

[BigToque]

My cats name is Damian

 

[Amplifier]

AAAAAARRGHH I AM SPAWN OF SATAN I HAVE A CAT, NAY, A BLACK CAT BORN ON THE DAY OF OUR DARK LORD, REJOICE FOR DAMIEN IS NOW AMONGST US TO EAT OUR SCRAPS AND RUB UP AGAINST OUR LEGS BWAAHAHHAAHHAHAHA

 

[KB]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Tell your GF to get a life and stop pretending to be a fvcking emo/goth/"wicka"/whatever gay ass [anti]social group she feels the need to be a part of. That or go to therapy to resolve her daddy issues.

This answer goes into the classic files.. ha

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Originally posted by: Skiguy411
i hate cats.

Cats hate you.

 

[homestarmy]

Originally posted by: KB

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Tell your GF to get a life and stop pretending to be a fvcking emo/goth/"wicka"/whatever gay ass [anti]social group she feels the need to be a part of. That or go to therapy to resolve her daddy issues.

This answer goes into the classic files.. ha

The funny part is when you think of what kind of issues AbCrapper2k has to have to be so offended and come up with such a response.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: MathMan

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Tell your GF to get a life and stop pretending to be a fvcking emo/goth/"wicka"/whatever gay ass [anti]social group she feels the need to be a part of. That or go to therapy to resolve her daddy issues.

Put a fork in this thread. Nothing more needs to be said than this right here...

bwhahahahahahhahahahaha