How to dispose of mini crab?

[Syringer]

Pic (taken with a camera phone)

He was a deformed sucker with one huge claw, but unfortunately his time had come..I prefer not to just throw it in the trash, would it be flushable at all? Or should I just dig up some dirt outside?

 

[waffleironhead]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Pic (taken with a camera phone)

He was a deformed sucker with one huge claw, but unfortunately his time had come..I prefer not to just throw it in the trash, would it be flushable at all? Or should I just dig up some dirt outside?

nice photo!

 

[Chronoshock]

Call up a manly friend and say you have a crab problem. Suggest he come over and take care of it

 

[RapidSnail]

Shave.

 

[Freshgeardude]

link fail

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Hyper Text Transfer Protocol Colon.

 

[paulney]

Learn to link!

 

[OCGuy]

o hai

 

[PliotronX]

I don't see how it'd be any different from disposing of a giant enemy crab; attack its weak point for massive damage.

 

[Cyco]

Originally posted by: RapidSnail
Shave.

This....and get tweezers. Stat!

 

[Wheezer]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Pic (taken with a camera phone)

He was a deformed sucker with one huge claw, but unfortunately his time had come..I prefer not to just throw it in the trash, would it be flushable at all? Or should I just dig up some dirt outside?

Linking skills FTL!

 

[Udgnim]

http://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-co...hotos/coconut_crab.jpg

with a nuke

 

[imported_yetti]

SPIDER

 

[Howard]

Low-pressure pipe.

 

[SilverThief]

Originally posted by: Udgnim
http://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-co...hotos/coconut_crab.jpg

with a nuke

I would shit all over myself if I found that thing on my trash can!

 

[marvdmartian]

Originally posted by: SilverThief

Originally posted by: Udgnim
http://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-co...hotos/coconut_crab.jpg

with a nuke

I would shit all over myself if I found that thing on my trash can!

I think it would be more useful to put on the giant pot of water, so it'll be boiling when you drop the giant coconut crab in there!! 🙂

OP, go to the doctor....he'll give you a cream to put down there, that should do the trick! 😉

 

[Tim]

We'Ve JuSt BeEn SyRiNgEd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CaptnKirk]

Originally posted by: Cyco

Originally posted by: RapidSnail
Shave.

This....and get tweezers. Stat!

shave one side. forget the tweezers, set the other side on fire.

icepick them as they run for safety.

 

[Syringer]

New pic! http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...1_820964283856_2500302_47216898_8030707_n.jpg

 

[DayLaPaul]

I've taken shits bigger than that thing, so yes, it is safe to flush down the toilet. Toilets have a 4" drain, in case you didn't know.

 

[AreaCode707]

He wasn't deformed, he was a fiddler crab. They're supposed to have one claw larger than the other.

 

[Miramonti]

Burying it outside would be a great way to inventory the local domestic and wild animals on your block.

 

[ElFenix]

aren't crabs related to spiders?

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: AreaCode707
He wasn't deformed, he was a fiddler crab. They're supposed to have one claw larger than the other.

Ah..are there any other animals out there as asymmetrical?

 

[lxskllr]

Tons. A hermit crab comes immediately to mind though.