How to dispose of mini crab?

[Syringer]

Pic (taken with a camera phone)

He was a deformed sucker with one huge claw, but unfortunately his time had come..I prefer not to just throw it in the trash, would it be flushable at all? Or should I just dig up some dirt outside?

 

[waffleironhead]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Pic (taken with a camera phone)

He was a deformed sucker with one huge claw, but unfortunately his time had come..I prefer not to just throw it in the trash, would it be flushable at all? Or should I just dig up some dirt outside?

nice photo!

 

[Chronoshock]

Call up a manly friend and say you have a crab problem. Suggest he come over and take care of it

 

[RapidSnail]

Shave.

 

[Freshgeardude]

link fail

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Hyper Text Transfer Protocol Colon.

 

[paulney]

Learn to link!

 

[OCGuy]

o hai

 

[PliotronX]

I don't see how it'd be any different from disposing of a giant enemy crab; attack its weak point for massive damage.

 

[Cyco]

Originally posted by: RapidSnail
Shave.

This....and get tweezers. Stat!

 

[Wheezer]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Pic (taken with a camera phone)

He was a deformed sucker with one huge claw, but unfortunately his time had come..I prefer not to just throw it in the trash, would it be flushable at all? Or should I just dig up some dirt outside?

Linking skills FTL!

 

[Udgnim]

http://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-co...hotos/coconut_crab.jpg

with a nuke

 

[imported_yetti]

SPIDER

 

[Howard]

Low-pressure pipe.

 

[SilverThief]

Originally posted by: Udgnim
http://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-co...hotos/coconut_crab.jpg

with a nuke

I would shit all over myself if I found that thing on my trash can!

 

[marvdmartian]

Originally posted by: SilverThief

Originally posted by: Udgnim
http://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-co...hotos/coconut_crab.jpg

with a nuke

I would shit all over myself if I found that thing on my trash can!

I think it would be more useful to put on the giant pot of water, so it'll be boiling when you drop the giant coconut crab in there!!

OP, go to the doctor....he'll give you a cream to put down there, that should do the trick!

 

[Tim]

We'Ve JuSt BeEn SyRiNgEd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CaptnKirk]

Originally posted by: Cyco

Originally posted by: RapidSnail
Shave.

This....and get tweezers. Stat!

shave one side. forget the tweezers, set the other side on fire.

icepick them as they run for safety.

 

[Syringer]

New pic! http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...1_820964283856_2500302_47216898_8030707_n.jpg

 

[DayLaPaul]

I've taken shits bigger than that thing, so yes, it is safe to flush down the toilet. Toilets have a 4" drain, in case you didn't know.

 

[AreaCode707]

He wasn't deformed, he was a fiddler crab. They're supposed to have one claw larger than the other.

 

[Miramonti]

Burying it outside would be a great way to inventory the local domestic and wild animals on your block.

 

[ElFenix]

aren't crabs related to spiders?

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: AreaCode707
He wasn't deformed, he was a fiddler crab. They're supposed to have one claw larger than the other.

Ah..are there any other animals out there as asymmetrical?

 

[lxskllr]

Tons. A hermit crab comes immediately to mind though.