How To Defraggle Your Motherdisk

[Beatles]

Full instructions here

 

[HappyPuppy]

That's funny. Probably should have come with a disclaimer, though.

 

[Swanny]

I should try that. My machine's been running pretty slow lately. It probably needs a good defraggling. I'm not sure if I can get the Swedish cleaners though. Do you think it will work with American stuff?

 

[Slacker]

Anyone know where I can buy a set of datachisels?

 

[murphy55d]

I don't have any Fraggles in my motherdisk.

Or any Gorgs, for that matter.

 

[HouRman]

I don't think that's funny. There are always people that will open their hard drive.

In case anybody doesn't read the whole article, in the end, it tells you to cut off the excess platter with scissors that stick out of the hard drive.