how to decorate car for parade?

[daveymark]

The theme is "50 years" for the city's anniversary. Any suggestions? What is considered proper parade material for the car? I'm guessing shoe polish to write stuff on the car?

 

[WildHorse]

Tie a big black shark fin on the roof

and cutouts of a few innocent potential victims on the hood

All that cardboard & duct tape you've been saving will be good for that.

On the stereo play Jaws music ghetto-boom-box-loud enough to rattle spectators' bones.
da da da da da

Punctuate the music with occasional blood curdling loud screams . . .

. . .sharks have to eat too

toss candy out the windows to the hopeful little kids all having to pee so bad but sitting there

 

[mugs]

Well for starters, why is your car in a parade? Is it a special car?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Just cover it in bikini chicks.