How to deal with a drunk woman passed out on the couch

amdhunter

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May 19, 2003
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Yea ok. I didn't listen to anything he said at all but covering a woman is just as bad as raping her in the eyes of the law.

The very best thing to do is get the hell out of the building she is in and go home.
 

Jodell88

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Jan 29, 2007
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Yea ok. I didn't listen to anything he said at all but covering a woman is just as bad as raping her in the eyes of the law.

The very best thing to do is get the hell out of the building she is in and go home.
Correct answer. He could still be up a creek without a paddle even if he did nothing wrong. :colbert:
 

Fritzo

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Jan 3, 2001
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Yea ok. I didn't listen to anything he said at all but covering a woman is just as bad as raping her in the eyes of the law.

The very best thing to do is get the hell out of the building she is in and go home.

The blanket is there so the camera couldn't see what he was going to do underneath it.
 

dougp

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May 3, 2002
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Dumbass. Never put an open container of liquid near a drunk person, always use a bottled beverage.
 

wirednuts

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if he really respected her, he would have got her off in her dreams by fucking her in real life.
 

Red Squirrel

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The best thing to do is if they're out cold and not moving you see how many glasses if ice cold water you can put on them. Preferably foam cups for safety. Then you go test the fire alarm.
 

AstroManLuca

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Jun 24, 2004
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Yea ok. I didn't listen to anything he said at all but covering a woman is just as bad as raping her in the eyes of the law.

The very best thing to do is get the hell out of the building she is in and go home.

Wrong.

You get the hell out and go to a place where there are lots of people who can confirm where you were, thus giving you an alibi.
 

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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She's going to have a stiff neck in the morning sleeping like that. Best to give her a massage before tucking her in.
 

T9D

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Dec 1, 2001
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Reminds me of how serial killers cover up the bodies after they kill them.

Now his DNA is on the blanket and cup.
 

Geosurface

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If a girl falls asleep for normal reasons, yea put a blanket on her and be nice! Respect!

If she passes out blackout drunk at a party? She doesn't respect herself, so I don't see why anyone else should. That doesn't mean they should do something awful to her, though, it means they should treat her like the toxic, trouble-bearing entity she likely is and GTFO.
 

BladeVenom

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Jun 2, 2005
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Yea ok. I didn't listen to anything he said at all but covering a woman is just as bad as raping her in the eyes of the law.

The very best thing to do is get the hell out of the building she is in and go home.

All she needs to do is think she's been raped, then he's guilty.
 

SlitheryDee

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Feb 2, 2005
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I don't understand why anyone should get tender and considerate just because she's an alcoholic. Why does drinking yourself blind entitle you to being treated like a child who's home from school with a fever?

Of course I would do the same thing he did, but mostly because she would remember it later and have warm and fuzzy feelings about what a nice guy I am. That might get me laid eventually.

He's doing it or the same reason. That's OK too. It's the whole "I'm considerate to women just because I'm a nice guy" lie that he's telling himself and all of youtube that gets under my skin.