How to become a Ferengi?

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  1. MacGaven

    MacGaven Golden Member

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    I was wondering how to improve my Ferengi skills and become a true Ferengi?

    How does one go about this?


    *Serious Question*
     
  2. RossMAN

    RossMAN Grand Nagus

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    Honestly it takes hours of learning and refining your skills.

    I learned it by lurking the Hot Deals forums and asking questions.
     
  3. Lonyo

    Lonyo Lifer

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    Check ebay/amazon second hand stuff as well, some very nice deals there.

    BTW: I use amazon only, which has some nice 2nd hand prices, one CD I really wanted was about £4.50, and I probably couldn't have found it anywhere else, damned nice.
     
  4. Maleficus

    Maleficus Diamond Member

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    Stalk RossMAN, he knows he likes it.
     
  5. iamme

    iamme Lifer

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    These must be at the top of your favorites links:

    AT HD
    FW HD
    TB
    BB

    :D
     
  6. UNCjigga

    UNCjigga Lifer

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    Well if you're born Gujurati, then you're like 3/4 of the way there!! But if you're not, you have a long, hard road ahead...
     
  7. Geekbabe

    Geekbabe Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member

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    Simple,you don't buy anything without looking online for possible sources of coupons and deals.
     
  8. iamme

    iamme Lifer

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    that site is a Ferengi's wet dream :D
     
  9. Ender

    Ender Golden Member

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    What is the definition of 'ferengi'?
     
  10. MacGaven

    MacGaven Golden Member

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    Are Ferengi's always Ebayers?

    and

    Should I buy as much as I can when I find a hot deal? even if I don't really need it?
     
  11. RossMAN

    RossMAN Grand Nagus

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    True dat and remember RETAIL IS FOR SUCKERS!.

    If a DVD Player is selling MSRP for $99.99 if you can't buy it for $69.99 or less then you have failed.

    PM
    MIR
    FAR
    coupon
    scandle
    pricing error

    It's the way of life.
     
  12. RossMAN

    RossMAN Grand Nagus

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    LOL Look at my massive credit card debt I'm probably not the right person to ask this question :D
     
  13. iamme

    iamme Lifer

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    When you walk through a Best Buy or Circuit City and feel really sorry for everyone in the store, paying retail......you might be a Ferengi :D