How to beat a speeding ticket

[lupin]

Check this idiot out.

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[GasX]

An IROC has about as much chance of outrunning a cop car as it does any souped up sedan driven by a trained driver.

That guy is an f-tard of the highest order.

 

[geno]

This was posted last night - hilarious

 

[WordSmith2000]

Well, you have been had, lupin. Phil Hendrie makes up voices, and has conversations with himself all night. He has a switch in the studio that makes him sound like he is on a phone instead of a mike, and switches back and forth for the interview. His national show pulls in a lot of people who just go ballistic over his guests, and everyone who is in on the joke laugh like hell at the responses. He used to be in miami; he had a running gag where the coach of the Dolfins (Don Shula) was having an affair with a linebacker on the team (Brian Cox). Phil would "have on" Shula and Cox, and they would talk about how much they cared for each other "in that special way."

His most outrageous one he did in Miami was the one where he "had on" the Cuban ambassador to America. The "ambassador" said that he wanted to extend the hand of friendship from Fidel to all of Cuban/Americans. Then the "ambassador" said, in spanish, that all refugees were nothing but semen stains left on the bathroom floor of a hooker.

He repeated the phrase every two minutes, and said that the english translation was something like "Fidel loves you all and hopes you will one day get come back to Cuba to help make it great again." All the cubans in miami went bezerk, calling the radio station and screaming at the "ambassador." It was classic.

He has put out several "best of" cd's, and you can get them from his web site. When you hear his bit, "all you can eat negro," you will choke on your lunch...he is a very funny man.