How to be cool in 2016

[CraKaJaX]

For some reason i just want to hit this guy with a bat.

I was thinking more along the lines of lighting his beard on fire. Then thought maybe I should just torch the hair with a blowtorch - sorta like in Home Alone. Then thought again about how cool it would be to see the flames go from the beard up his face to his hair, so settled with starting at the beard.

 

[Charmonium]

That didn't work for me in 1996.

That's what it's like to be ahead of your time.

I was into distributed computing before it was cool. OK, it's still not cool, but you see where I'm going with this.