HOW TO AVOID THE FLU (The Brutuskend WAY)

[Brutuskend]

HOW TO AVOID THE FLU

Here is some good advise on how to avoid the flu!

- Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.

- Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.

- Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.

- Walk for at least an hour a day. Go for a swim. Take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

- Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

- Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.

- Get plenty of rest.

- Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.


OR .... You can take the doctor's office approach. Think about it.

When you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills germs. So......

- I walk to the liquor store (exercise),

- I put lime in my Corona (fruit),

- Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies),

- Drink on the bar patio (fresh air),

- Get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest).

The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!!!!

 

[Demo24]

:thumbsup:

 

:beer:!!

 

[Ulfwald]

I like the dr's office way.

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

hahaha :thumbsup:

 

[DrPizza]

Actually,
I've always wondered what the effect of .10 BAC was on "germs" when you're sick.

 

[George P Burdell]

10/10

 

[jadinolf]

10/10 Superb rendition.

 

[blodhi74]

Originally posted by: PsychoticIdiot
hahaha :thumbsup:

 

[WarDemon666]

you rock!

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

:thumbsup: I even expected this thread to be dumb 🙂

 

[n7]

Originally posted by: blodhi74

Originally posted by: PsychoticIdiot
hahaha :thumbsup:

😀

 

[Buttzilla]

hahah i like

 

[Kalvin00]

:thumbsup:😀

 

[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Actually,
I've always wondered what the effect of .10 BAC was on "germs" when you're sick.

!!!!

thats a great idea

 

[badmouse]

:beer: And even if it doesn't work, you're so blotto it doesn't matter.

 

[Legendary]

So true.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

If only it didn't stifle the production of T-leukocytes and diminshes CD8+ T-Cells ability to combat foreign antigens...

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
If only it didn't stifle the production of T-leukocytes and diminshes CD8+ T-Cells ability to combat foreign antigens...

There's always one in every crowd... 😉

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
If only it didn't stifle the production of T-leukocytes and diminshes CD8+ T-Cells ability to combat foreign antigens...

There's always one in every crowd... 😉

Give me a beer, I'll forget it all. 🙂

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
If only it didn't stifle the production of T-leukocytes and diminshes CD8+ T-Cells ability to combat foreign antigens...

There's always one in every crowd... 😉

Give me a beer, I'll forget it all. 🙂

:beer:

 

[trilks]

I'll start working on my "flu shots" this weekend 😉

 

[Kibbo]

/Bows

You are a master.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
If only it didn't stifle the production of T-leukocytes and diminshes CD8+ T-Cells ability to combat foreign antigens...

There's always one in every crowd... 😉

Yep.

 

[DAGTA]

Yes, I'm being picky...

Two things:
One, the flu is a virus. Anti-bacterial anything is not going to help against the flu.
Two, alcohol is not a disinfectant. That's one of the biggest myths ever used by the medical profession. Most doctors know it's not a disinfectant but still use it because it's been a habit so long that patients expect it.

🙂