how to: ask a girl to a dance

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: randay
1. club her over the head
2. drag by hair
3. ...

This was directed at you, OP. What kind of a caveman are you, that is so out of tune with his most basic instincts???

1) Stalk girl and uncover her daily route
2) Lurk in the shadows of a dark, lonely street/corridor/stairwell
3) Wait for her
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4) Refer to Quoted text.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Oy vey!
Don't think of something so elaborate... it will freak her out and that is it for you.
Go up to her and ask.
You: "Hi, are you planning on going to the dance? I would love to take you to dinner and the dance".
Her: "Golly, that would sure be nice"
You: "great! I will make reservations at a restaurant we both enjoy and we will have a great time".
Her: "Sounds nifty!"

Simple.

1950s?

 

[SmoochyTX]

Just text her or ask her on her Myspace.

Or maybe even ask her in person???? Geez.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: CadetLee
Holy hell, that's long.

Worth reading?

read the 1st one or 2 and decide. hint: its not that hard to decide.

 

[judasmachine]

You stand up straight, and walk up to her and ask her with a not over the top smile if she'd like to go.


Oh and grow up you tool.

 

[drum]

any of those should freak her out enough to go the way of restraining order. good lord.

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
1) Grow a pair
2) ...
3) Profit

- M4H

Agreed! Best way to ask, "Hey, wanna dance?" WTF is all this, grow some fvcking testicles.

 

[Babbles]

Originally posted by: Amol
"'sup bitch. Prom?"

:thumbsup:

 

[HaxorNubcake]

that's pathetic

 

[iron crotch]

Originally posted by: sourceninja
I was supose to ask girls? I thought my job was always to pick from the ones that wanted me to take them.

:disgust: Not all of us are friends with the fat girls. If they are desperate enough to ask you, there must be a problem.

 

[EvilYoda]

never thought I'd end up at a high school dance until my senior prom, but then I ended up having a g/f soph-senior year which ruined everything.

at there was a happy ending.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: Amol
"'sup bitch. Prom?"

FTW

 

[JulesMaximus]

You actually typed that up?

Man, I couldn't even read it.

 

[Mo0o]

Way too much effort to ask someone to a dance.

 

[CellarDoor]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Oy vey!
Don't think of something so elaborate... it will freak her out and that is it for you.
Go up to her and ask.
You: "Hi, are you planning on going to the dance? I would love to take you to dinner and the dance".
Her: "Golly, that would sure be nice"
You: "great! I will make reservations at a restaurant we both enjoy and we will have a great time".
Her: "Sounds nifty!"

Simple.

Actually, a lot of schools aren't that way these days. I remember in my High School, if you didn't ask the girl out in some elaborate way, they'd be offended. I've seen skits in the middle of school, mariachi bands, a huge amount of balloons, fences with a thousand cups stuck in them spelling it out, movies made, etc. I'm guessing his school is like that.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: CellarDoor

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Oy vey!
Don't think of something so elaborate... it will freak her out and that is it for you.
Go up to her and ask.
You: "Hi, are you planning on going to the dance? I would love to take you to dinner and the dance".
Her: "Golly, that would sure be nice"
You: "great! I will make reservations at a restaurant we both enjoy and we will have a great time".
Her: "Sounds nifty!"

Simple.

Actually, a lot of schools aren't that way these days. I remember in my High School, if you didn't ask the girl out in some elaborate way, they'd be offended. I've seen skits in the middle of school, mariachi bands, a huge amount of balloons, fences with a thousand cups stuck in them spelling it out, movies made, etc. I'm guessing his school is like that.

Eeugh! But the kids did know that girls fart, go to the bathroom, have unsightly body hair and other things like that, right? That they weren't some holy divine angels that descended directly from heaven?

CellarDoor - you know a famous linguist said that out of all the phrases and combinations of words in the English language, cellar-door is the most beautiful, right?

 

[Quasmo]

53. Poop

Smear sh!t all over her and say, "fvck this sh!t go to prom with me."

 

[CellarDoor]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel

Originally posted by: CellarDoor

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Oy vey!
Don't think of something so elaborate... it will freak her out and that is it for you.
Go up to her and ask.
You: "Hi, are you planning on going to the dance? I would love to take you to dinner and the dance".
Her: "Golly, that would sure be nice"
You: "great! I will make reservations at a restaurant we both enjoy and we will have a great time".
Her: "Sounds nifty!"

Simple.

Actually, a lot of schools aren't that way these days. I remember in my High School, if you didn't ask the girl out in some elaborate way, they'd be offended. I've seen skits in the middle of school, mariachi bands, a huge amount of balloons, fences with a thousand cups stuck in them spelling it out, movies made, etc. I'm guessing his school is like that.

Eeugh! But the kids did know that girls fart, go to the bathroom, have unsightly body hair and other things like that, right? That they weren't some holy divine angels that descended directly from heaven?

CellarDoor - you know a famous linguist said that out of all the phrases and combinations of words in the English language, cellar-door is the most beautiful, right?

I have no idea how it started, but that's how it works around here. Of course, for "Winter Ball" where the girl has to ask out the guy, it works the same way too. I had to go on some really elaborate "treasure hunt" with 2 girls I barely knew, to end up in the middle of the school football field being asked out by some girl I actually knew.

Ah, yes. Donnie Darko is one of my favorite movies, so that's where I got the name.

 

[CellarDoor]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
53. Poop

Smear sh!t all over her and say, "fvck this sh!t go to prom with me."

:laugh:

 

[newParadigm]

Originally posted by: CellarDoor

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel

Originally posted by: CellarDoor

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Oy vey!
Don't think of something so elaborate... it will freak her out and that is it for you.
Go up to her and ask.
You: "Hi, are you planning on going to the dance? I would love to take you to dinner and the dance".
Her: "Golly, that would sure be nice"
You: "great! I will make reservations at a restaurant we both enjoy and we will have a great time".
Her: "Sounds nifty!"

Simple.

Actually, a lot of schools aren't that way these days. I remember in my High School, if you didn't ask the girl out in some elaborate way, they'd be offended. I've seen skits in the middle of school, mariachi bands, a huge amount of balloons, fences with a thousand cups stuck in them spelling it out, movies made, etc. I'm guessing his school is like that.

Eeugh! But the kids did know that girls fart, go to the bathroom, have unsightly body hair and other things like that, right? That they weren't some holy divine angels that descended directly from heaven?

CellarDoor - you know a famous linguist said that out of all the phrases and combinations of words in the English language, cellar-door is the most beautiful, right?

I have no idea how it started, but that's how it works around here. Of course, for "Winter Ball" where the girl has to ask out the guy, it works the same way too. I had to go on some really elaborate "treasure hunt" with 2 girls I barely knew, to end up in the middle of the school football field being asked out by some girl I actually knew.

Ah, yes. Donnie Darko is one of my favorite movies, so that's where I got the name.

I was so pissed about this sh!t last year (I was a senior, but graduating a year early). I asked this one girl out that I had gotten pretty close with (she was a junior, but b/c of early grad, had been in my grade till last year). She said she'd think about it, and eventually said no because her parents "didn't want her to go to senior prom until she was a senior herself". I was going to ask her to junior prom instead, even though its way crappier than senior prom, but someone beat me to it with some stupid scheme like this. He used one of those folded paper things that you put one finger and thumb in and go back and forth with and they open up like three times (usually used to like tell a fortune). Needless to say she said yes, and I didn't go to either dance, because at that point it was to late to get a date.

Call me stupid, but we're prolly gonna go this year.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

"Hey do you want to go to the dance with me?"

Is that so hard?

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99
"Hey do you want to go to the dance with me?"

Is that so hard?

You forget this is ATOT we're talking about here.:roll:

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Just drop it on them. Find a girl you know that is cute and grab her before your friends do. Personally I go for the girls that over achieve to the max and rarely talk to guys. The advantages of high level math classes.

 

[SophalotJack]

I am late to post... but this thread is totally ghey. (just in case nobody has called it, yet.)

I didn't read a bit after I realized what the OP was all about.

 

[soydios]

@OP:
Those suggestions are a little...overkill. Just ask her when you two are one-on-one, preferably right before the two of you have to go somewhere (right before she gets in her car to go home, assuming you're gentlemanly enough to walk her to her car; right before each of you has to go to class, etc.) to avoid the awkwardness afterwards. Easy line is "Assuming you don't have any plans for Homecoming/Prom/Dance, I'd love to take you." or something similar. The key thing is to be genuine and don't try to be something you're not.