How to Arrest Yourself

[KillyKillall]

If you live in GA, you can arrest yourself to help take a bite out of crime. Here is the online form...kind of weird.

http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm

 

[Fausto]

LMAO...I recall this program on the news a while back. It's extra funny if you know what a shithole East Point is for the most part.

 

[maziwanka]

did they even read what they wrote????

A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime." If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest. Fill out the form, to complete your Citizen's Self-Arrest.

 

[KillyKillall]

Originally posted by: maziwanka
did they even read what they wrote????

A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime." If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest. Fill out the form, to complete your Citizen's Self-Arrest.

Yes, that it what it is supposed to say. This is a form for arresting yourself for commiting a crime. It's a program in East Point, GA.

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: maziwanka
did they even read what they wrote????

A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime." If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest. Fill out the form, to complete your Citizen's Self-Arrest.

THIS FORM IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY *

at the bottom

 

[Fausto]

You have been owned, please follow the instructions below..

The small patch below contains a remarkable offshoot of military technology: An entire miniature Bible, produced by laser microprinting. Place your left hand on the spot and raise your right hand and say "I swear that all of the information I have given on this form is true, so help me, God."

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XXXXX <---- (Bible)
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[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: Rallispec

Originally posted by: maziwanka
did they even read what they wrote????

A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime." If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest. Fill out the form, to complete your Citizen's Self-Arrest.

THIS FORM IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY *

at the bottom

i never bothered to read anything past what i originally quoted. i guess i paid for that.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Fausto
LMAO...I recall this program on the news a while back. It's extra funny if you know what a shithole East Point is for the most part.

Hehehe. Yeah, I worked in East Point. Not exactly Dunwoody.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Fausto
LMAO...I recall this program on the news a while back. It's extra funny if you know what a shithole East Point is for the most part.

Hehehe. Yeah, I worked in East Point. Not exactly Dunwoody.

It's actually about 1,395,023x nicer than it used to be. Gentrification has begun.

 

[AdamSnow]

That's funny... I belive every state/province should have one of these even if used for nothing more then entertainment

 

[Mayfriday0529]

What happens if you sumit it?

 

[LordMorpheus]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

One of the plea options is "Too drunk to pick."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Awesome!!

and: If you attempt to escape, use all reasonable force to stop yourself.

hahaha. These cops rock.

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
What happens if you sumit it?

nothing, just takes you to a thank you page.

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: Fausto
LMAO...I recall this program on the news a while back. It's extra funny if you know what a shithole East Point is for the most part.

true true

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: Rallispec

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
What happens if you sumit it?

nothing, just takes you to a thank you page.

thats what you think. The cops are on their way to get you now.

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus

Originally posted by: Rallispec

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
What happens if you sumit it?

nothing, just takes you to a thank you page.

thats what you think. The cops are on their way to get you now.

Well i'm not in Georgia so good luck ha ha.