How thw hell do i make a webpage

Anubis

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??? i have my nifty free 1&1 domain and its redy for me to finally set it up. ffinally have time for it

now what do i use to make a page and all that stuff?
 

Heisenberg

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You can either write the html by hand in something like vim, use a creator program like NetObjects Fusion, or some linear combination of the two.
 

<html>
<head>
<title>HI THIS IS ANUBIS' WEBPAGE LOLZERS OMGHI2U</title>
</head>
<body>
Hi this is Anubis. I'm not too good at this webpage thing, but I'll give it my best shot. A/S/L? PIC?!?!11
</body>
</html>

There. You're all set.
 

Anubis

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Originally posted by: Heisenberg
You can either write the html by hand in something like vim, use a creator program like NetObjects Fusion, or some linear combination of the two.

well i cant write HTML so thats not gonna work

whats netObjects fusion? is it free?
 

Tetsuo

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Oct 20, 2002
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Originally posted by: jumpr
<html>
<head>
<title>HI THIS IS ANUBIS' WEBPAGE LOLZERS OMGHI2U</title>
<body>
Hi this is Anubis. I'm not too good at this webpage thing, but I'll give it my best shot. A/S/L? PIC?!?!11
</body>
</html>

There. You're all set.

lol damn, I was just going to do the same thing...
 

dighn

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Aug 12, 2001
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front page express is the free one.

FP (/express) generates crappy code but itll get you started quickly. you can move up to better tools later.

you should still learn html anyway. it's not hard.
 

Heisenberg

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Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
You can either write the html by hand in something like vim, use a creator program like NetObjects Fusion, or some linear combination of the two.

well i cant write HTML so thats not gonna work

whats netObjects fusion? is it free?
No, netobjects isn't free. There are a bunch of programs that do this though. Microsoft Frontpage usually comes with Office if you have that. Otherwise just look around, I think are at least a few good freeware ones.
 

conjur

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Originally posted by: jumpr
<html>
<head>
<title>HI THIS IS ANUBIS' WEBPAGE LOLZERS OMGHI2U</title>
<body>
Hi this is Anubis. I'm not too good at this webpage thing, but I'll give it my best shot. A/S/L? PIC?!?!11
</body>
</html>

There. You're all set.

You forgot the bold, blinking:

OMGHI2U!
 

OulOat

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Use Frontpage from MS. It's the best. Oh yeah, throw in a whole bunch of animated gifs and as many flash animations as possible. The more the merrier right? And always have music playing in the background. The music has to be short, to reduce load time, but you can easily make it loop forever. And hide the mute button, so the fools can't silence your masterpiece. Oh yeah, ALWAYS CHOOSE BRIGHT COLORS! Sun bright neon green is always the best for blind people to read. Don't want to discriminate against the handicap with your website, right?
 

Anubis

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ok im not a compleat idiot, im not gonna fill it with stupid gifs flashing things and sound, cause i probibly couldent figure that out anyway

im just trying to creat a decent main page and a couple subpages to host some things on and so i have a place to put my pics online
 

Heisenberg

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Originally posted by: OulOat
Use Frontpage from MS. It's the best. Oh yeah, throw in a whole bunch of animated gifs and as many flash animations as possible. The more the merrier right? And always have music playing in the background. The music has to be short, to reduce load time, but you can easily make it loop forever. And hide the mute button, so the fools can't silence your masterpiece. Oh yeah, ALWAYS CHOOSE BRIGHT COLORS! Sun bright neon green is always the best for blind people to read. Don't want to discriminate against the handicap with your website, right?
/me beats OulOat over the head with his own keyboard
:p
 

Originally posted by: Anubis
ok im not a compleat idiot, im not gonna fill it with stupid gifs flashing things and sound, cause i probibly couldent figure that out anyway

im just trying to creat a decent main page and a couple subpages to host some things on and so i have a place to put my pics online
If you're going that route, just install Gallery (http://gallery.sourceforge.net))
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: Anubis
ok im not a compleat idiot, im not gonna fill it with stupid gifs flashing things and sound, cause i probibly couldent figure that out anyway

im just trying to creat a decent main page and a couple subpages to host some things on and so i have a place to put my pics online

Your stellar spelling ability makes the baby Jesus cry...
 

Anubis

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Aug 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Anubis
ok im not a compleat idiot, im not gonna fill it with stupid gifs flashing things and sound, cause i probibly couldent figure that out anyway

im just trying to creat a decent main page and a couple subpages to host some things on and so i have a place to put my pics online

Your stellar spelling ability makes the baby Jesus cry...

sure does but that doesnt help me any


i can use Dreamweaver at work mabye ill try that