how the post office screwed me today...

[spanky]

so it's like this. i owe my friend $5 from lunch the other day, and he needs it back so he can send out some money for a soundcard he bought from FS/FT. i'm like "ok, but i got no cash on me. i need to hit an atm". so i hit the atm and it gives a min of $20 bills. i get my loot and meet him up at the post office. now i gotta break the $20 to give him a $5 right? i was gonna just ask the lady for change, but my friend asks me to get him a stamped envelope, so i ask her "may i have a stamped envelope?" she says "not with a $20 bill." i'm like... wtf?!?! so i say "ok give me a book of stamps too". so now she will sell me the stamped envelope, only after i got a book of stamps too. so while she is giving me change, i say to her "may i have two $5 bills?". reasonable request right? she goes "no, we don't have change." at that point, i can see over the counter and see a wad of $5 bills. WTF?!?! so being the stereotypical passive asian, i let her live and walk away mumbling as many chinese curses i can remember. needless to say, i can only see her face as i slaughter numerous T's in my nightly CS session. ok... i suck at CS, but i still picture her ugly mug as i try to fb, blind myself, & scatter shots aimlessly in my blinded fury.

 

[joohang]

What a stupid b!tch.

 

[pyonir]

sucker.....

 

[Pr0Hawk]

Burn the post office down! Burn it down!.................I mean.................*walks away casually*

 

[HappyPuppy]

Get a life. The PO isn't there to give you change.

 

[pyonir]

<< Get a life. The PO isn't there to give you change. >>


just isn't a thread without a happy HappyPuppy reply.

 

[Colt45]

you know, i've still never played CS

would it even run on a old TNT 16mb?

 

[joohang]

<< Get a life. The PO isn't there to give you change. >>


At least he bought sh*t.

And the b!tch lied to him. She should've just said "no".

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< you know, i've still never played CS

would it even run on a old TNT 16mb? >>

It's the HalfLife engine. Of course.

nik (had it running on a 16meg VooDoo3 2000)

 

[joohang]

How about Matrox G450?

 

[Nutdotnet]

<< Get a life. The PO isn't there to give you change. >>



Haha.....you can NEVER find anything useful to say in another person's thread can ya?

 

[Kilgor]

You should have asked her why she wouldn?t take your $20 to buy the envelope it is US currency. If she didn?t have a valid reason you could have asked for her superior and demanded your rights as an American to purchase your envelope. If that didn?t work you should have taken off your shoe and started hitting her in the head and neck, then when she falls on the floor kick her in the ribs a few times. Then you reach in the cash register and grab your $5 bills and stick the $20 to her head with a pen and spit on her. That will teach her not to mess with you again and be an example for the rest of the post office employees. :|

 

[pyonir]

<< You should have asked her why she wouldn?t take your $20 to buy the envelope it is US currency. If she didn?t have a valid reason you could have asked for her superior and demanded your rights as an American to purchase your envelope. If that didn?t work you should have taken off your shoe and started hitting her in the head and neck, then when she falls on the floor kick her in the ribs a few times. Then you reach in the cash register and grab your $5 bills and stick the $20 to her head with a pen and spit on her. That will teach her not to mess with you again and be an example for the rest of the post office employees. :| >>


until someone comes flying out of the back with an AK47 and lights everyone up.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

I used to run CS on a 16MB TNT card. Back on my P2 266

 

[CubicZirconia]

I had cs cranked down to 320x200 res on some old intel video card with a an old 133 mhz cpu. It was pretty sweet.

 

[spanky]

<< Get a life. The PO isn't there to give you change. >>



ohh... i can't wait to crap in ur threads now. yippy!!!

 

[Nocturnal]

what a dumb bitch. seriously, some people need to take their sticks out of their asses.

ive come across so many of those ladies especially at the dmv and what not. they're so damn grouchy sometimes, its unbelievable. and they give the meanest attitude too.

 

[HamSupLo]

reach over the counter and grab your own change. then bust a <nelson>ha ha!</nelson>

 

[wampa]

Better watch out that lady could be a disgruntled employee and might go postal on you.