This game is garbage, plain and simple. How the fuck does it get past (if there even is any) QA? There's so much wrong with this game (360 version) that i cannot even play it anymore.
-no announcers
-worst physics/collision detection of any 'popular' game on the market
-receivers somehow lack the ability to jump, and can only move their hands up and down in a retarded attempt to catch a pass.
-difficulty levels aren't actually changes in difficulty, but rather various levels of cheating by the AI
-most games consist of 1 penalty if lucky - realllllly lifelike EA. Not one holding call in an entire game?
-"blocking magnets", where some how you get sucked into a block from 5 yards away
-what i have dubbed "the magic turbo back tackle" where somehow the defender can leap from 10 yards behind you and secure a tackle.
-worst presentation of any sports game: no celebrations, horrible field effects, fan/sideline graphics from early N64 era.
This is the only conversation i can imagine between developers and QA:
QA: "Hey, uhh, the guys on the sideline look like they are from SNES"
EA: "ehh, not important"
QA: "OK, but can you at least fix the way players move and hit each other?"
EA: "Nah, thats no biggie....how'd you guys like the sweet new ring feature and Marshall Faulks' voiceover?!!!!!! Pretty cool huh?!!!!"
QA: "....."
They really need to bring back 2k so there can be some level of competition so they can actually improve the goddamn game instead of just changing the player ratings and rosters. God dammit EA is ruining video games, i really wish that the million jackasses who buy this shit every year, and dont play any other games, would stop. Eventually EA will just charge us $60 for a downloadable patch of all the new 'features' they've added.
/rant and i know this is about 7 months old, but who cares.
-no announcers
-worst physics/collision detection of any 'popular' game on the market
-receivers somehow lack the ability to jump, and can only move their hands up and down in a retarded attempt to catch a pass.
-difficulty levels aren't actually changes in difficulty, but rather various levels of cheating by the AI
-most games consist of 1 penalty if lucky - realllllly lifelike EA. Not one holding call in an entire game?
-"blocking magnets", where some how you get sucked into a block from 5 yards away
-what i have dubbed "the magic turbo back tackle" where somehow the defender can leap from 10 yards behind you and secure a tackle.
-worst presentation of any sports game: no celebrations, horrible field effects, fan/sideline graphics from early N64 era.
This is the only conversation i can imagine between developers and QA:
QA: "Hey, uhh, the guys on the sideline look like they are from SNES"
EA: "ehh, not important"
QA: "OK, but can you at least fix the way players move and hit each other?"
EA: "Nah, thats no biggie....how'd you guys like the sweet new ring feature and Marshall Faulks' voiceover?!!!!!! Pretty cool huh?!!!!"
QA: "....."
They really need to bring back 2k so there can be some level of competition so they can actually improve the goddamn game instead of just changing the player ratings and rosters. God dammit EA is ruining video games, i really wish that the million jackasses who buy this shit every year, and dont play any other games, would stop. Eventually EA will just charge us $60 for a downloadable patch of all the new 'features' they've added.
/rant and i know this is about 7 months old, but who cares.