How the hell does anybody watch Carlos Mencia anymore?

[StageLeft]

Whether it's his show or standup, all of his jokes are THE EXACT SAME. He will undoubtedly bring in something about beaners hanging out at Home Depot, make a few jokes about how terrorists are dumb and/or will be be/should be dealt with harsher, how he stands up to people who think he's insensitive because it's his right and if you take it personally you're too uptight, and he'll inevitably use his retard-voice at some point and point out how some section of the audience didn't get a particular joke because it was too smart for them.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Whether it's his show or standup, all of his jokes are THE EXACT SAME. He will undoubtedly bring in something about beaners hanging out at Home Depot, make a few jokes about how terrorists are dumb and/or will be be/should be dealt with harsher, how he stands up to people who think he's insensitive because it's his right and if you take it personally you're too uptight, and he'll inevitably use his retard-voice at some point and point out how some section of the audience didn't get a particular joke because it was too smart for them.

yeah if its not a stolen joke i twill be about home debot

 

[NFS4]

Looks like someone is watching Comedy Central right now

 

[her209]

Dee-de-deeeeee!

 

[JackBurton]

How the hell does anybody watch Carlos Mencia anymore? The question is why did anyone EVER watch him. He is AWFUL! Not funny in the least.

 

[Mr Incognito]

I miss Dave Chappelle soooooo much every time I even see a commercial for his garbage.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Carlos who?

 

[YoungGun21]

He is VERY annoying. I hate his voice. He always screams. His jokes aren't funny.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Looks like someone is watching Comedy Central right now

Damnit, nothing else is on! I freaking hate carlos, boring boring!!

Dave Chappelle

I have always found Dave Chappelle about as funny as being woken up in the night to a stranger hacking at my genitals.

 

[Jhill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCixAktGPlg

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Hes a complete rip off. He just takes Dave Chapelle (and others) material and changes the word N***** to beloved patriot and boom! You have Carlos Mencia AKA Ned (his real name)

 

[Bill Brasky]

Originally posted by: Mr Incognito
I miss Dave Chappelle soooooo much every time I even see a commercial for his garbage.

QFMFT. I love chappelle show. Listening to charlie murphy tell stories really makes my day.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: NFS4
Looks like someone is watching Comedy Central right now

Damnit, nothing else is on! I freaking hate carlos, boring boring!!

Dave Chappelle

I have always found Dave Chappelle about as funny as being woken up in the night to a stranger hacking at my genitals.

I find that thought hilarious now that you've expressed your dislike for Dave Chapelle. F*ck yo genitals, n*gga! F*ck yo genitals!

 

[NiteWulf]

Originally posted by: JackBurton
The question is why did anyone EVER watch him.

 

[mobobuff]

<--- Also watching Comedy Central

This is the first time I've seen his act, so some of them made me chuckle. A lot of it falled flat.

 

[Beev]

Carlos has never been funny ever. He's a no-talent, piece of shit hack.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT MY LEGS CHARLIE MURPHY? THEY SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU N***AS MONEY!!!

 

[bigrash]

I can't stand Mencia. The guy sucks bigtime.

Chapelle was the shiznit. "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"

 

[Rock Hydra]

I've heard about trimming the edges, but you done scorched the earth!

 

[nageov3t]

"anymore" implies there was ever a reason to watch him. :thumbsdown:

 

[Parasitic]

Mencia keeps making the same boring Mexican jokes. We get it. You're Mexican.

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: Parasitic
Mencia keeps making the same boring Mexican jokes. We get it. You're Mexican.

he is not, in fact, Mexican.

 

[Jschmuck2]

Originally posted by: JackBurton
How the hell does anybody watch Carlos Mencia anymore? The question is why did anyone EVER watch him. He is AWFUL! Not funny in the least.

:thumbsup:

 

[Leros]

There are plenty of morons out there who apparently find him hilarious.

 

[KingGheedora]

I don't like him at all, pretty much agree with everything the OP said. But, I saw a skit once that he did with Mario Lopez (AC Slater from Saved by the Bell), "beautiful ray of sunshine Mountain", a parody of Brokeback Mountain. It was hilarious.