how the hell do you get sh*t all over the inside walls of a toilet?

[BlahBlahYouToo]

seriously man, wtf.

i see it all the time here at work. how the hell do u manage to get shit at the TOP of the inner walls of a toilet?
major assplosion?

 

[darkxshade]

here we go

 

[surfsatwerk]

Taco Bell

 

[Red Squirrel]

Usually caused by an assplosion as you said. The ones where you force, then it comes out all at once in about 1/2 sec. I like to call it "the shot gun".

 

[Capt Caveman]

Fatties, they ruin it for everyone.

 

[coldmeat]

Quit bitching and get cleaning.

 

[zebano]

(Taco Bell or hot wings) + beer.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Explosive diarrhea?

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

(Taco Bell or hot wings) + beer.

so i take that it's happened to you before?

 

[JoPh]

Explosive diarrhea

this

 

[nerp]

poor diet? intestinal cancer?

 

[SlitheryDee]

Practice.

 

[zebano]

so i take that it's happened to you before?

This is precisely why I take whiskey with my wings rather than beer.

 

[Nik]

Practice.

haha

 

[spidey07]

I've gotten to the point where I can draw mud pretty much on demand. You just have to really concentrate on the pressure and then just blast away. A tip I've learned is to really push hard on my lower intestines before I sit down, that helps build up some pressure and helps in rectal strength training.

 

[alfa147x]

Practice.

haha 8/10!

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

obviously, but fortunately you were not a witness to the aftermath of what my family still calls 'the kmart bathroom incident'.

seriously man, wtf.

i see it all the time here at work. how the hell do u manage to get shit at the TOP of the inner walls of a toilet?
major assplosion?

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

Usually caused by an assplosion as you said. The ones where you force, then it comes out all at once in about 1/2 sec. I like to call it "the shot gun".

I like my name of the 'non-stop bullet train from brownsville'.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

The Bowels of Discontent were at War with the Porcelain God. :awe:

 

[spidey07]

I draw mud on the toilet like it's a canvas. You could even say I'm a Poop Picasso.

 

[tokie]

People have such bad diets if they are having a shitstorm in the toilet. I haven't had diarrhea in like 6 months, and that last time was because of illness.

Instead I have nice and thick (unbroken) snakes which are about 13" long and just slither away down the pipes when I flush. That is the way your body tells you that you're a healthy human being.

 

[NoCreativity]

There is a guy at work who does this. He roams from building to building, restroom to restroom. His nickname: The Mad Defecator.

Edit: Misread the OP. Thought he said the walls of the stall.

 

[TechBoyJK]

People have such bad diets if they are having a shitstorm in the toilet. I haven't had diarrhea in like 6 months, and that last time was because of illness.

Instead I have nice and thick (unbroken) snakes which are about 13" long and just slither away down the pipes when I flush. That is the way your body tells you that you're a healthy human being.

This. My terds slide right out in full form, almost pretty to look at in their awesomeness.

 

[Juddog]

It has to do with gas buildup. If you eat a bunch of beans, and have a lot of gas, when the sh!t comes out it now has pressurized force behind it, sort of like an air-gun.

 

[LittleNemoNES]

Practice.

lol (co-workers wondering what is so funny )