How the hell can paper beat rock?

[amdhunter]

That's so stupid.

 

[sze5003]

It's a child's game

 

[Drako]

It smothers the rock, duh.

 

[randay]

paper disproves spock

 

[MixMasterTang]

It represents erosion. Think of it more like sandpaper.

 

[CVSiN]

paper disproves spock

this!

 

[CVSiN]

Raj Koothrappali: Okay, who gets the extra dumpling?
Raj Koothrappali, Sheldon Cooper, Howard Wolowitz: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!
[They all draw Spock]
Sheldon Cooper: Okay, one of us is going to have to stop putting up Spock.
Howard Wolowitz: How do we decide that?
Raj Koothrappali, Sheldon Cooper, Howard Wolowitz: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!
Raj Koothrappali, Sheldon Cooper, Howard Wolowitz: [They all draw Spock again] Ahh!

 

[IronWing]

And the stranger said "Now make a rock so great that no one may lift it."
And so the magician created the mightiest rock yet.
And the stranger quietly whispered to the magician...





"paper".

 

[Imp]

Shhhhh... Don't ket the kids know that the game is rigged and rocks are actually indestructible against thin strips of metal and wood-fiber!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Shhhhh... Don't ket the kids know that the game is rigged and rocks are actually indestructible against thin strips of metal and wood-fiber!

Talc is a rock and quite easy to cut with scissors and smash with sufficiently stiff wood fiber.

 

[DesiPower]

its doesn't "beat", its simply covers it, hiding its existence...

 

[Jeffg010]

Here is a chart that show what beats what.

 

[DesiPower]

Here is a chart that show what beats what.

 

[bigrash]

its doesn't "beat", its simply covers it, hiding its existence...

That's what I always thought

 

[chitwood]

Battle Beasts had this same problem, theirs was fire, water, wood.

Fire beats wood, water beats fire... wood beats water.

wood beats water? what???

 

[KeithTalent]

Battle Beasts had this same problem, theirs was fire, water, wood.

Fire beats wood, water beats fire... wood beats water.

wood beats water? what???

It sits on top of the water and floats away. Duh.

KT

 

[Jeffg010]

Don't you see Devil beats rock!

/thread

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Someone's been reading cracked.com again.

 

[TuxDave]

Battle Beasts had this same problem, theirs was fire, water, wood.

Fire beats wood, water beats fire... wood beats water.

wood beats water? what???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5O26Dtubh0

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Battle Beasts had this same problem, theirs was fire, water, wood.

Fire beats wood, water beats fire... wood beats water.

wood beats water? what???

"And how do we know she is made of wood?"

"Build a bridge out of her?"

"But can't bridges also be made of stone?"

 

[preslove]

The 'paper' is actually an order form for a bunch of dynamite.

 

[phucheneh]

Anyone who throws anything other than rock/paper/scissors is a douche. It's one of those things where there should be a law that allows for one automatic dick-punch to teach them a lesson.

'DYNAMITE! HAHA!'

'OW MY DICK!'

 

[Jeff7]

It represents erosion. Think of it more like sandpaper.

Ah, but sandpaper is merely paper coated with many tiny rocks.

You have to play particle-triangle-universe-person, though the rules are a bit sketchy.

Triangle beats particle.
Triangle beats person.

That's about it.:\

 

[GagHalfrunt]

How about elephant cat mouse?

Elephant stomps Cat
Cat eats Mouse
Mouse scares Elephant

Everyone can understand that.

 

[BladeVenom]

Dicks, pussies, and assholes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cV_q-mVAAA