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Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Fairmont Park (big city park in town) when one is
suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under
the dogs collar, twists it breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. "Flyers Fan
Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his
notebook.
"But I'm not a Flyers fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Philadelphia I just assumed you were," said
the reporter and he starts writing again. "Eagles Fan Rescues Friend
From Horrific Attack."
"I'm not an Eagles fan either," the boy said.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Philadelphia was either for the Eagles or the Flyers.
What team do you root for?" the reporte r asked.
"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard From Dallas Kills Beloved Family Pet."
suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under
the dogs collar, twists it breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. "Flyers Fan
Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his
notebook.
"But I'm not a Flyers fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Philadelphia I just assumed you were," said
the reporter and he starts writing again. "Eagles Fan Rescues Friend
From Horrific Attack."
"I'm not an Eagles fan either," the boy said.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Philadelphia was either for the Eagles or the Flyers.
What team do you root for?" the reporte r asked.
"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard From Dallas Kills Beloved Family Pet."
