<< worthless lowlife hackers to act like the clueless little children that they always do >>
Woah there cowboy. Are you referring to the ubiquitous pseudo-virus that we commonly see today written by script kiddies (e.g. iloveyou, etc.), or are you referring to an actual virus (that which attaches itself to PE formatted executables)? If the latter, then we ought to not use the term "clueless", as much skill is required in constructing such a thing.
There's too much propaganda on the idea of a "hacker" and a "virus" these days...