how smart a criminal would u be?

[BooGiMaN]

in line with all the dumb criminal stories...

if you decided to pursue a career in crime...committing major crimes bank robberies, major drug dealer, hit man etc...how smart a criminal would u make?

what skills do you posses that would make u hard to catch...
are you adaptible, meticulous, quick learner?

 

[Mutilator]

I'd only rob one bank. The right way. The first time.

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Are you Wduaqnug's cousin or something?

 

[Gunslinger08]

I'm already an amazing one.. that's why you haven't heard about me yet.

 

[Booster]

If went into criminal 'career', I wouldn't go out and rob banks or deal with 'wet' stuff. No way... It isn't my style. I wouldn't rob any property either. Generally speaking, I wouldn't do anything with my own or anybody's hands (or anything physical at all). I think I could use the system to make it work for me. But what would I do then? I don't know. Maybe that's why I'm not a criminal yet.

 

[ScottyB]

I think I would make a good hitman, but I would be afraid of getting life so I would do some other crime.

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: Mutilator
I'd only rob one bank. The right way. The first time.

I'm sure this is what they ALL say.

 

[Maleficus]

I'd prolly get myself killed or caught on the first try.

 

[Nitemare]

smart enough not to be one

 

[CPA]

I'm a smooooth criminal.

 

[Mutilator]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal

Originally posted by: Mutilator
I'd only rob one bank. The right way. The first time.

I'm sure this is what they ALL say.

Hmm you're probably right.
I guess I'll have to go with Plan B then. It'll involve some Las Vegas Casinos, a large crew of about 10 other people, and precise execution to get in and out alive. I'll also need to build an exact replica of the safe I'd be robbing. I'd tell you more but I'm afraid the info might leak out and someone will take my idea from me. Can't let that happen.

 

[amnesiac]

I'd be a cat burglar most likely.
I'm good at breaking into things and lifting possessions.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Mutilator
I guess I'll have to go with Plan B then. It'll involve some Las Vegas Casinos, a large crew of about 10 other people, and precise execution to get in and out alive. I'll also need to build an exact replica of the safe I'd be robbing. I'd tell you more but I'm afraid the info might leak out and someone will take my idea from me. Can't let that happen.

to pull off something like that... you would probably need a bowski, a jim brown, 2 jethro's and a leon spinx, not to mention the biggest ella fitzgerald ever!

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: Maleficus
I'd prolly get myself killed or caught on the first try.

Yup!

 

[chr6]

im a terrible criminal. id call the police and report that someone stole my cocaine

 

[gotsmack]

I'd be a lawyer.

 

[Nitemare]

I'd ask on here where the perfect hiding place is then I would hide there.

 

[TJN23]

you guys are gonna rob andy garcia's MGM grand casino

 

[cherrytwist]

I'd end up like Michael Bolton:

Ok! Ok! I must have, I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Sh!t. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.

 

I am awesome, er, I mean I would be awesome.

 

[jurzdevil]

id spend 200$ on a handgun and the go rob 75$ from a 7-11

 

[alkemyst]

First thing a casino is a bad idea, these guys will make a career of finding you if you get away with enough money to make it worthwhile. You don't want to put your hands on other successful criminals money...there will be almost no where you can go save a place with absolutely no people and no people knowing you are there. Once the price gets high enough even people's own parents will talk sometimes....esp if the are fooled into thinking the searcher is trying to find you so they can help 'clean you up'.

It's always bad to have partners...too many to get change of hearts or break down.....mafias and 'real' gangs work because by the time a new member gets in, he has really really proved himself...and even then some roll over.

You have to be a great social engineer and know what makes anyone tick. Talking fast and eluding is a big part of it. Make no mistake all criminals have had at least one close call in their lives with getting caught.

Best crimes now are the type where you don't even have to set foot in a physical location. You have to be safe with the electronic/paper trail you leave though.

You also have to be willing to kill, as more than likely that would be the difference of being caught vs. walking.

A lot of things are very simple to do and create a fortune illegally with. Just like anything though people think too big and lose sight of where the money really is.

 

I'd be a perfect criminal. I've worked at a police department for almost a year. I know what to do.

 

[Bootprint]

I'd record TV shows, then skip over the commericals... They'd have a really had time catching me.

At least Mr. Ted Tunner thinks so.