How should I reply to this email

[shortspanishguy]

Yo pete,

Love that pic I saw you rocking on facebook. I said to my girlfriend,
Sherice, that if you play your cards right, you could be my man.

Like forever.
You got a problem with that? I didn?t think so.

Your friend, sean, the one with
the short hair, said you?d for sure be into me. I know that girl lisa you used
to date. I?m slammin' compared to her.

I got big plans for the two of us, boo.
We?re gonna be bigger than brad and jennifer. So come on, email me already.
Traci with an i, not a y

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

I'm calling spam, much like the IMs that come in occasionally on AIM, as well as those on yahoo.


ignore it, unless all that information is ridiculously accurate.

 

[FoBoT]

don't reply, delete that spam

 

[shortspanishguy]

Its all accurate.. whoever it is knows my gf and a friend of mine. Its just wierd.

 

[Francodman]

i'm sure if you play your cards right you can get some sex outta it.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Originally posted by: Francodman
i'm sure if you play your cards right you can get some sex outta it.

Or at least an obsessive stalker.