how should i cook my turkey?

[NuclearFusi0n]

I only have about 6 or 7 hours to do it, so dont suggest some recipe that takes a weeks prep.

thanks guys.

edit: 15 lb turkey

 

[HappyPuppy]

Assuming it isn't frozen, rinse it inside and out. Dry it and rub salt on the inside. Place in baking pan breast side down for juicier breas meat and put it in the oven. Dressing can be made separate and juices from turkey added later.

 

[Imported]

Deep fry it.

 

[blakeatwork]

it's a little late now... but instead of putting it breast down... put three or four strips of bacon on the breast-side up, and cover that with a wet paper lunch bag for about 4 hours, then remove to crisp the skin and bacon....

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

Originally posted by: Imported
Deep fry it.

no can do, my parents/sister go crazy when they hear the words "deep" and "fry" put together and start yelling at me about arteries and junk

 

[desy]

Deeep Frryyyyyyy
The skin outside cooks so fast you don't get any oil in it, chicken is ususally greasy cause the coating holds the grease.
We had our first deep fry this summer and I tell you a tastier turkey I don't think I've ever had, very tender cause the oil locks in the moisture.
at 3 min a lb a your 15 lb turkey is done in 45 min!!

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

Originally posted by: desy
Deeep Frryyyyyyy
The skin outside cooks so fast you don't get any oil in it, chicken is ususally greasy cause the coating holds the grease.
We had our first deep fry this summer and I tell you a tastier turkey I don't think I've ever had, very tender cause the oil locks in the moisture.
at 3 min a lb a your 15 lb turkey is done in 45 min!!

look....up.....^

 

[FrozenYak]

give it to your mom/grandma and tell them it needs to be done by supper:0

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

Originally posted by: FrozenYak
give it to your mom/grandma and tell them it needs to be done by supper:0

no can do, i'm the bitch that's making it

 

[glen]

quarter it
brine it for a few hours
steam it for an hour and half
fry it to turn the skin brown
eat

 

[FrozenYak]

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n

Originally posted by: FrozenYak
give it to your mom/grandma and tell them it needs to be done by supper:0

no can do, i'm the bitch that's making it

Then stick it in the microwave and see what happens by the time you need it

Edit: of course i should never advise any sort of cooking methods as I can hardly make french toast correctly
I even made a batch of cookies once that turned out so bad my dog wouldnt eat them