How she turns geeks into studs

mdchesne

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Originally posted by: scott
How to turn geeks into studs
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The power of breasts, that's how. A psychiatrist is turning timid and tittering geeks into swaggering studs with an exciting new psychiatric technique that relies on the Freud-like power of her boobs! From Weekly World News:

"Deep-trance modification therapy with mammary adjunct" -- or "nip-notism," as the unorthodox doctor herself prefers to call the technique -- "is useful" in lulling nerds, Weird Harolds and other girl-shy guys into an altered state.

As they continue to stare helplessly at her fully-exposed fun bags -- that's right, she works topless -- Mesner breathlessly whispers a series of "post nip-notic" suggestions that her patients will obey long after she's snapped them out of their trance.

"I tell them they're 'hunky' and 'stud muffins' and say that everywhere they go, they'll drive women wild with desire..."

According to the top-heavy psychiatrist, her technique is far more effective than conventional hypnotherapy.
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DAGTA

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Originally posted by: scott
How to turn geeks into studs
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The power of breasts, that's how. A psychiatrist is turning timid and tittering geeks into swaggering studs with an exciting new psychiatric technique that relies on the Freud-like power of her boobs! From Weekly World News:

"Deep-trance modification therapy with mammary adjunct" -- or "nip-notism," as the unorthodox doctor herself prefers to call the technique -- "is useful" in lulling nerds, Weird Harolds and other girl-shy guys into an altered state.

As they continue to stare helplessly at her fully-exposed fun bags -- that's right, she works topless -- Mesner breathlessly whispers a series of "post nip-notic" suggestions that her patients will obey long after she's snapped them out of their trance.

"I tell them they're 'hunky' and 'stud muffins' and say that everywhere they go, they'll drive women wild with desire..."

According to the top-heavy psychiatrist, her technique is far more effective than conventional hypnotherapy.
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:laugh:
I wonder what she looks like?

But really, if you can't touch them, what's the point?
 

UNCjigga

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Kill them, carve up their bones, and then use their bones to hold 2x4's in place during new home construction?
 

WildHorse

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Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Kill them, carve up their bones, and then use their bones to hold 2x4's in place during new home construction?


Consider counseling.
 

rmrf

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Originally posted by: scott
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Kill them, carve up their bones, and then use their bones to hold 2x4's in place during new home construction?


Consider counseling.

what do you think he did to his roommate after he killed him by alcohol poisoning?
 

ironcrotch

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Originally posted by: rmrf
Originally posted by: scott
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Kill them, carve up their bones, and then use their bones to hold 2x4's in place during new home construction?


Consider counseling.

what do you think he did to his roommate after he killed him by alcohol poisoning?

touched his magic dragon
 

rmrf

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Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Originally posted by: rmrf
Originally posted by: scott
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Kill them, carve up their bones, and then use their bones to hold 2x4's in place during new home construction?


Consider counseling.

what do you think he did to his roommate after he killed him by alcohol poisoning?

touched his magic dragon

:shocked:
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: DAGTA
Originally posted by: scott
How to turn geeks into studs
QUOTE
The power of breasts, that's how. A psychiatrist is turning timid and tittering geeks into swaggering studs with an exciting new psychiatric technique that relies on the Freud-like power of her boobs! From Weekly World News:

"Deep-trance modification therapy with mammary adjunct" -- or "nip-notism," as the unorthodox doctor herself prefers to call the technique -- "is useful" in lulling nerds, Weird Harolds and other girl-shy guys into an altered state.

As they continue to stare helplessly at her fully-exposed fun bags -- that's right, she works topless -- Mesner breathlessly whispers a series of "post nip-notic" suggestions that her patients will obey long after she's snapped them out of their trance.

"I tell them they're 'hunky' and 'stud muffins' and say that everywhere they go, they'll drive women wild with desire..."

According to the top-heavy psychiatrist, her technique is far more effective than conventional hypnotherapy.
END QUOTE


:laugh:
I wonder what she looks like?

But really, if you can't touch them, what's the point?

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