Wduaqnug, you're my favorite member here.
My wife had two VW Passats, one '98 and one '03. The '98 was horribly unreliable, but the only problem it ever had with the transmission was because a mechanic screwed something up while they were replacing the engine.
The '03 had no problems at all for the 34,000 miles before it was crushed between a cargo van and a Dodge Ram.