How often do you rub one out?

[Dr. Detroit]

Eating Pasta for lunch and now I have red-sauce on my shirt!

 

[PoPPeR]

so far today? 4

brb

 

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Eating Pasta for lunch and now I have red-sauce on my shirt!

I'm guessing that's not the only place.

 

[chuckywang]

it depends how often i'm on ATOT

 

[Zanix]

Lock! mastrabation > farting on girlfriends!!

Edit: Nice edit to the OP

 

[jadinolf]

Mine are usually salad dressing. 🙁

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Zanix
Lock! mastrabation > farting on girlfriends!!

Edit: Nice edit to the OP

stop being such a tool. :thumbsdown:

 

[BW86]

Why would someone make a thread about this...?

 

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by: BW86
Why would someone make a thread about this...?

My guess is that he's coming up on his 12th b-day.

 

[BannedTroll]

Originally posted by: BW86
Why would someone make a thread about this...?

To see if they are normal.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: Zanix
Lock! mastrabation > farting on girlfriends!!

Edit: Nice edit to the OP

stop being such a tool. :thumbsdown:

What are you talking about? They all get locked.

 

[chuckywang]

ibt1

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: Zanix
Lock! mastrabation > farting on girlfriends!!

Edit: Nice edit to the OP

stop being such a tool. :thumbsdown:

You're the one. And get a thread locked while you're at it.

 

[ironcrotch]

Usually my gf will take care of anything that I need. I usally spill some coffee in the moring that needs to get rubbed out.

 

[DurocShark]

SO

 

[Amused]

At least 15 times a day.

 

[TheNinja]

If by "rub one out" you mean "pork a hot babe" well then my friend, I'd have to say quite often.....quite often indeed.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: jadinolf
Mine are usually salad dressing. 🙁

Are there midgets tossing the Thousand Island dressing on you?

 

[PhlashFoto]

I sit on my hand for 15-20 mins till it goes numb....

 

[her209]

I rub one out every time a telemarketer calls me.

 

[Schrodinger]

More than twice per day. I'm quite messy when I'm "cooking".

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Schrodinger
More than twice per day. I'm quite messy when I'm "cooking".

"... I mixed up the batter and She licked the beatta........... OH yeah!"


Cookies goes to him

 

[Schrodinger]

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: Schrodinger
More than twice per day. I'm quite messy when I'm "cooking".

"... I mixed up the baby batter and She licked the beatta........... OH yeah!"


Cookies goes to him

fixed 😉

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Originally posted by: Zanix


"... I mixed up the batter and She licked the beatta........... OH yeah!"

:thumbsup: for the Warrant reference!

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B

Originally posted by: Zanix


"... I mixed up the batter and She licked the beatta........... OH yeah!"

:thumbsup: for the Warrant reference!

:thumbsup:

annnnd..