How often do you check to see if your genitals are still there?

[ISAslot]

I have OCD about this. I check several times an hour. Sometimes even seconds after I just checked that it was there.

 

[KK]

I can see you're not married.

 

[Ranger X]

Boo :thumbsdown:

3/10

 

[dighn]

you are kidding right? that would be a really messed up obsession...

oh i see a parody thread

 

[TallBill]

45 seconds till lock

 

[wedi42]

Originally posted by: TallBill
every 45 seconds

fixed

 

[jjones]

My wife carries my genitals in her purse so I don't have to worry about these kind of things. 😉

 

[clamum]

Every 10 minutes or so.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Get a chastity belt and you won't have to worry about it.

 

[rasholianmon]

my generals are always there.... they drive the tank...

 

[Spikesoldier]

-200/10

 

[ElFenix]

i like to rub them continuously throughout the day

 

[maziwanka]

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: dighn
you are kidding right? that would be a really messed up obsession...

oh i see a parody thread

I thought parody threads were supposed to be funny.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Luckily I have feeling in them, so there is no need.

Plus, I keep my wallet wrapped around them and I check that every 6 seconds.

 

[AStar617]

OMGWTF TEH M1$$1N6 NUTSAX0R!!!!!!!11

 

[new2AMD]

worst parody evar

 

[DrPizza]

bad parody...
but answer is:
I scratch them every morning when I wake up.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Do you have a detachable penis?

 

[Ausm]

I got divorced and part of the agreement was that I got my balls back...

Ausm

 

[Siva]

I double the checking with the scratching, so about ever 12-14 seconds.