how not to pick up a girl

weezergirl

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an exchange between my roommate (22) and a random, old man while shopping for groceries at our local ralphs.

old man: You're beautiful, let's go take a bathroom break. (scary grin)
roommate: no thanks... (looks at him in shock and fear yet manages to be polite).
old man: CHICKEN!
roommate: (runs away looking for her roommates).

us: HAHAHAHA. you got hit on by an old perv at ralphs!!! ewwwwwwww.
 

I don't like people talking behind my back.

Hey, that works some of the time ;)

LOL
:)
 

Ulfwald

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Hey that approach is better than

"Nice shoes, wanna Fvck"?
 

bsobel

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and a random, old man while shopping for groceries at our local ralphs.

Geez, first I'm random and now I'm OLD. Thanks alot....