How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

[Vikaden]

?

 

[neutralizer]

:thumbsdown: -1/10

 

[imported_theEman]

Dunno.

 

[fredtam]

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[Bootprint]

They are working on this, mixing the genes of a Woodchuck to a beaver. We'll probably have an true answer by 2006 or late 2007.

 

[newnameman]

A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood because a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Ban.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood it could.

 

[vshah]

AsMuchWoodAsAWoodchuckCouldChuckIfAWoodchuckCouldChuckWoodBBQ

 

[Ogg]

Have any more vicodens left?

 

[CaseTragedy]

tons of wood

 

[dullard]

I've always felt it would be phrased better like this:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuch wood.

Using 'would' instead of 'could' makes the end of the question sound really interesting. By the way, the answer is 5. I won't bother including units on my answer.

 

[ohtwell]

The answer is 42!


: ) Amanda

 

[DrPizza]

As much wood as a woodpecker would peck if a woodpecker would peck wood.

 

[dighn]

a wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuch could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

 

[TechnoKid]

its actually half a cord a day

 

[MysticLlama]

[jessica simpson] Isn't a woodchuck that thing that sits on the tree and pecks at it with its nose or something? [/jessica simpson]

[nick] :roll::roll::roll: [/nick]

 

[BeauJangles]

/ south park reference

18

 

[chuckywang]

i don't get it.

 

[Trey22]

Dunno, but I'd sure as hell make him chuck a 2x4 piece of wood so I can whack you over the head for posting this.

 

[moomoo40moo]

You stole my sig!! DIE!!

 

[spanky]

Originally posted by: CaseTragedy
tons of wood

that get's some pretty good wood i bet.

 

[badmouse]

Poll?

 

[faenix]

freeipods.com/referid=?234234234234235234234234 go there for your free ipod and chuck all the wood you want!

 

[moshquerade]

is this a thread about wood?