How much wood can a....

[GWestphal]

..

 

[shortylickens]

If the concerts I have seen are any indication: Be a hot slut.

 

[GWestphal]

Since I'm a dude. Any ideas?

 

[Andrew1990]

pretend to be a music set up guy. Kind of like in detroit rock city?

 

[zerocool84]

S some good D.

 

[xanis]

Since I'm a dude. Any ideas?

1) Withdraw your life savings in $100 bills. Pack said Benjamins into several "wads".
2) Use one of the was to purchase two attractive female "escorts"
3) Use remaining wads of cash to buy your way backstage, and use the female companions as distractions for security.

 

[Bibble]

Radio station contest? Join their fan club? I wish you luck.

 

[bctbct]

Zero is right, you're going to have to have your girlfriend blow someone.

 

[zerocool84]

Zero is right, you're going to have to have your girlfriend blow someone.

I was talking about him.

 

[bctbct]

I was talking about him.

I was waiting for him to post he didnt have a girlfriend before I floored him with that news, maybe your way is better.

 

[LikeLinus]

pretend to be a music set up guy. Kind of like in detroit rock city?

Is that movie really about that? That really happened to me, no joke. In 1995 I went with a friend to see Marilyn Manson and snuck back stage after the show through a backdoor while the security guards were talking to some other fans. I stuck a hand in the door and got inside. The funny part was I was wearing the exact same band tour shirt that the entire road crew were wearing. I was walking around back stage and was asked 2-3 times to pick something up or to "get back to work". Long story short, I got to meet the entire band and was finally thrown out because they figured out I wasn't wearing a roadcrew tag. Twiggy and Daisy thought it was funny and they were cool about it. I got a drum stick signed and a few guitar picks.

So yes, I've faked as a roadie to meet the band

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

A backstage pass doesn't mean all-access and you likely won't meet the band.

 

[dwell]

I'm a pretty huge AC/DC fan but srlsy going backstage to meet them is kinda gay.

 

[Zebo]

I'm sure they are in and out. Dudes are like 55+

 

[Miramonti]

I went to what was supposed to the last Rolling Stones concert tour.

That was the Steel Wheels tour in 1989.

 

[Platypus]

you won't meet them even if you get back stage.. with people like that, there's really no way in hell you're going to get within 10 feet of them unless you know someone on their inner circle.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Grow some tits.

 

[Farang]

Pink Floyd's The Wall had a scene detailing how to do this

 

[BoomerD]

ROFL! An AC/DC groupie...

WTF makes you think THEY want to meet YOU?