How much trouble can I get in if I routed my wireless router to Goatse?

[amdhunter]

I want to feck with people in my area. Everytime I unsecure my wireless, (for maintenance or whatnot), I'll get maybe 10 connections within minutes of people furiously trying to get free internet.

My plan is to set the router to forward all traffic to a Last Measure website (Website that opens tons of Goatse related pics, don't Google.)

Could I get in any trouble for this? Legally, they shouldn't be connecting to my wireless anyway, so it would be 100% their fault. I was thinking of putting the SSID: Warning DO NOT CONNECT...to give them some warning beforehand.

 

[burntfish]

i cant see how you would be held responsible.

 

[ViviTheMage]

unsecure it for maint....that does not make any sense to me...what maint would the thing ever need?

 

[BassBomb]

Whats wrong with you using YOUR router?

 

[MotF Bane]

Sounds fun, and doesn't seem illegal. They're choosing to break the law, and that picture in itself is not illegal either.

 

[Sumguy]

Goatse is not nearly enough damage for them. I'd say meatspin or lemon party, preferably a mashup of all of those things at once. With loud moaning in the background just in case they dont use headphones and have their speakers up.


Note: Don't google any of the terms listed above.

 

[pstylesss]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
unsecure it for maint....that does not make any sense to me...what maint would the thing ever need?

Sometimes us computer geeks have to test different security options because older, and even some newer wireless cards don't play nice with difference encryption methods.

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: Sumguy
Goatse is not nearly enough damage for them. I'd say meatspin or lemon party, preferably a mashup of all of those things at once. With loud moaning in the background just in case they dont use headphones and have their speakers up.


Note: Don't google any of the terms listed above.

***** would probably be funny too.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: ZeroIQ

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
unsecure it for maint....that does not make any sense to me...what maint would the thing ever need?

Sometimes us computer geeks have to test different security options because older, and even some newer wireless cards don't play nice with difference encryption methods.

okay, so you throw on WPA, WPA2, WEP, etc ... whats the point of unsecuring it again?

 

[txrandom]

I wish more people around me tried to bum free wireless off me. Forwarding all but a select few MAC addresses to meat spin would be funny.

 

[ICRS]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
I want to feck with people in my area. Everytime I unsecure my wireless, (for maintenance or whatnot), I'll get maybe 10 connections within minutes of people furiously trying to get free internet.

My plan is to set the router to forward all traffic to a Last Measure website (Website that opens tons of Goatse related pics, don't Google.)

Could I get in any trouble for this? Legally, they shouldn't be connecting to my wireless anyway, so it would be 100% their fault. I was thinking of putting the SSID: Warning DO NOT CONNECT...to give them some warning beforehand.

Do it, this will make them want to connect even more.

 

[tefleming]

Or, instead of disgustingness, you change SSID to RickRoll and redirect them accordingly.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Sumguy
Goatse is not nearly enough damage for them. I'd say meatspin or lemon party, preferably a mashup of all of those things at once. With loud moaning in the background just in case they dont use headphones and have their speakers up.


Note: Don't google any of the terms listed above.

I have seen all those, and as far as I'm concerned, Goatse is still king. I thought the image had been forever emblazoned in my mind, but when I was accidentally re-exposed to it after a few years, I found that the memory had faded.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Sumguy
Goatse is not nearly enough damage for them. I'd say meatspin or lemon party, preferably a mashup of all of those things at once. With loud moaning in the background just in case they dont use headphones and have their speakers up.


Note: Don't google any of the terms listed above.

I have seen all those, and as far as I'm concerned, Goatse is still king. I thought the image had been forever emblazoned in my mind, but when I was accidentally re-exposed to it after a few years, I found that the memory had faded.

I exposed a coworker to it, she was grossed out for the rest of the day at work. I got entertainment from her almost being in tears.

 

[ElFenix]

someone tell me how to forward unauthorized people!

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
I exposed a coworker to it, she was grossed out for the rest of the day at work. I got entertainment from her almost being in tears.

I look forward to your post on looking for a new job soon.

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
unsecure it for maint....that does not make any sense to me...what maint would the thing ever need?

Once in a while my PSP freaks out when I try to connect to it. Removing security on the thing usually lets me connect my PSP fine. Dunno why.

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: ICRS

Originally posted by: amdhunter
I want to feck with people in my area. Everytime I unsecure my wireless, (for maintenance or whatnot), I'll get maybe 10 connections within minutes of people furiously trying to get free internet.

My plan is to set the router to forward all traffic to a Last Measure website (Website that opens tons of Goatse related pics, don't Google.)

Could I get in any trouble for this? Legally, they shouldn't be connecting to my wireless anyway, so it would be 100% their fault. I was thinking of putting the SSID: Warning DO NOT CONNECT...to give them some warning beforehand.

Do it, this will make them want to connect even more.

hahaha, yeah, thats the point.

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug

Originally posted by: Sumguy
Goatse is not nearly enough damage for them. I'd say meatspin or lemon party, preferably a mashup of all of those things at once. With loud moaning in the background just in case they dont use headphones and have their speakers up.


Note: Don't google any of the terms listed above.

***** would probably be funny too.

lol, please PM me whatever got censored...lol

 

[NatePo717]

The ***** is (2 g 1 c).

Do it!

 

[OutHouse]

Q: How much trouble can I get in if I routed my wireless router to Goatse?


A: none

 

[Ramma2]

Your router. Your internet connection.

Do what you want!

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
I want to feck with people in my area. Everytime I unsecure my wireless, (for maintenance or whatnot), I'll get maybe 10 connections within minutes of people furiously trying to get free internet.

My plan is to set the router to forward all traffic to a Last Measure website (Website that opens tons of Goatse related pics, don't Google.)

Could I get in any trouble for this? Legally, they shouldn't be connecting to my wireless anyway, so it would be 100% their fault. I was thinking of putting the SSID: Warning DO NOT CONNECT...to give them some warning beforehand.

I bet 5 of those 10 aren't purposely trying to connect. My wireless USB adapter likes to auto connect to any new unsecured networks it detects, regardless of if the signal is weaker.

 

[Wheezer]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
someone tell me how to forward unauthorized people!

 

[DougK62]

How about you just don't broadcast your SSID?