How much toilet paper do you use at a time?

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sciencetoy

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I thought my evening couldn't get any worse, but it did. My in-laws are having a serious discussion with my wife about toilet paper usage. They've conference-called my wife's brothers to find out what everybody uses.

My father-in-law actually came in here to interrupt my "important work" to find out how many squares of toilet paper I use each time. I said I've never counted, and he began to ask me to go and do it, and come back with a report.

I've been nice and polite so far, but it's time to break out the Jack Daniel's. It's going to be a long night.

 
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jagr10

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Originally posted by: sciencetoy
I thought my evening couldn't get any worse, but it did. My in-laws are having a serious discussion with my wife about toilet paper usage. They've conference-called my wife's brothers to find out what everybody uses.

My father-in-law actually came in here to interrupt my "important work" to find out how many squares of toilet paper I use each time. I said I've never counted, and he began to ask me to go and do it, and come back with a report.

I've been nice and polite so far, but it's time to break out the Jack Daniel's. It's going to be a long night.
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What kind of a cheap ass family did you marry into? BTW, the correct answer for them is "one sheet". I bet someone's been using a whole bunch of sheets and they've noticed their new 24 roll purchase down to 3 rolls in 1 week.

 
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conjur

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Originally posted by: jagr10
Originally posted by: sciencetoy
I thought my evening couldn't get any worse, but it did. My in-laws are having a serious discussion with my wife about toilet paper usage. They've conference-called my wife's brothers to find out what everybody uses.

My father-in-law actually came in here to interrupt my "important work" to find out how many squares of toilet paper I use each time. I said I've never counted, and he began to ask me to go and do it, and come back with a report.

I've been nice and polite so far, but it's time to break out the Jack Daniel's. It's going to be a long night.
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What kind of a cheap ass family did you marry into? BTW, the correct answer for them is "one sheet". I bet someone's been using a whole bunch of sheets and they've noticed their new 24 roll purchase down to 3 rolls in 1 week.
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1 sheet?!?! Guess you've never had :beer: coupled with White Castles or Steak 'n Shake!!

After doing that, might as well write me off for the evening cuz I'm going in with all volumes of Dune and I ain't coming out until I've gone thru the Super Pack of Charmin! :D
 
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jagr10

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Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: jagr10
Originally posted by: sciencetoy
I thought my evening couldn't get any worse, but it did. My in-laws are having a serious discussion with my wife about toilet paper usage. They've conference-called my wife's brothers to find out what everybody uses.

My father-in-law actually came in here to interrupt my "important work" to find out how many squares of toilet paper I use each time. I said I've never counted, and he began to ask me to go and do it, and come back with a report.

I've been nice and polite so far, but it's time to break out the Jack Daniel's. It's going to be a long night.
Click to expand...

What kind of a cheap ass family did you marry into? BTW, the correct answer for them is "one sheet". I bet someone's been using a whole bunch of sheets and they've noticed their new 24 roll purchase down to 3 rolls in 1 week.
Click to expand...

1 sheet?!?! Guess you've never had :beer: coupled with White Castles or Steak 'n Shake!!

After doing that, might as well write me off for the evening cuz I'm going in with all volumes of Dune and I ain't coming out until I've gone thru the Super Pack of Charmin! :D
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I don't use one sheet! You think i want sh*t all over my hands? I just told him to tell his inlaws he uses one sheet 'cause they seem to be cheapos!

:disgust:
 
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fatbaby

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I just use my hands. Either way, your hands get washed :disgust::eek::disgust::eek::evil::frown::gift::heart::light::lips::|:moon::music:
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Medea

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If you really want to make a point:

1- Bring your own roll when you go to their house.

2- Put out a roll that only has 10 squares left on it.



 
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Medea

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Since my edit button has disappeared, my reply should read:

If you really want to make a point:

1- Bring your own roll when you go to their house.

2- When they come to your house, put out a roll that only has 10 squares left on it.


 
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clicknext

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I use 3 squares usually, 4 squares on "special" occasions.

Then there's always the times when I break out the ceremonial five-ply toilet paper.
 
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McCarthy

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Never counted, more than 1 though.

I'm more interested in your inlaws, if they're conference calling the family to discuss this I want to sign up for an advanced copy of the book you'll be writing in 20 years.
 
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oniq

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What in the world? Man, if one of those morons called me I'd tell them to fvck themselves. or " I take the whole F*cking roll and shat all over it, want to be a cheapo? Come over and wipe it for me. "
 
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