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How much toilet paper do you use at a time?

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sciencetoy

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I thought my evening couldn't get any worse, but it did. My in-laws are having a serious discussion with my wife about toilet paper usage. They've conference-called my wife's brothers to find out what everybody uses.

My father-in-law actually came in here to interrupt my "important work" to find out how many squares of toilet paper I use each time. I said I've never counted, and he began to ask me to go and do it, and come back with a report.

I've been nice and polite so far, but it's time to break out the Jack Daniel's. It's going to be a long night.

 
Originally posted by: sciencetoy
I thought my evening couldn't get any worse, but it did. My in-laws are having a serious discussion with my wife about toilet paper usage. They've conference-called my wife's brothers to find out what everybody uses.

My father-in-law actually came in here to interrupt my "important work" to find out how many squares of toilet paper I use each time. I said I've never counted, and he began to ask me to go and do it, and come back with a report.

I've been nice and polite so far, but it's time to break out the Jack Daniel's. It's going to be a long night.
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What kind of a cheap ass family did you marry into? BTW, the correct answer for them is "one sheet". I bet someone's been using a whole bunch of sheets and they've noticed their new 24 roll purchase down to 3 rolls in 1 week.

 
Originally posted by: jagr10
Originally posted by: sciencetoy
I thought my evening couldn't get any worse, but it did. My in-laws are having a serious discussion with my wife about toilet paper usage. They've conference-called my wife's brothers to find out what everybody uses.

My father-in-law actually came in here to interrupt my "important work" to find out how many squares of toilet paper I use each time. I said I've never counted, and he began to ask me to go and do it, and come back with a report.

I've been nice and polite so far, but it's time to break out the Jack Daniel's. It's going to be a long night.
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What kind of a cheap ass family did you marry into? BTW, the correct answer for them is "one sheet". I bet someone's been using a whole bunch of sheets and they've noticed their new 24 roll purchase down to 3 rolls in 1 week.
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1 sheet?!?! Guess you've never had :beer: coupled with White Castles or Steak 'n Shake!!

After doing that, might as well write me off for the evening cuz I'm going in with all volumes of Dune and I ain't coming out until I've gone thru the Super Pack of Charmin! 😀
 
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: jagr10
Originally posted by: sciencetoy
I thought my evening couldn't get any worse, but it did. My in-laws are having a serious discussion with my wife about toilet paper usage. They've conference-called my wife's brothers to find out what everybody uses.

My father-in-law actually came in here to interrupt my "important work" to find out how many squares of toilet paper I use each time. I said I've never counted, and he began to ask me to go and do it, and come back with a report.

I've been nice and polite so far, but it's time to break out the Jack Daniel's. It's going to be a long night.
Click to expand...

What kind of a cheap ass family did you marry into? BTW, the correct answer for them is "one sheet". I bet someone's been using a whole bunch of sheets and they've noticed their new 24 roll purchase down to 3 rolls in 1 week.
Click to expand...

1 sheet?!?! Guess you've never had :beer: coupled with White Castles or Steak 'n Shake!!

After doing that, might as well write me off for the evening cuz I'm going in with all volumes of Dune and I ain't coming out until I've gone thru the Super Pack of Charmin! 😀
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I don't use one sheet! You think i want sh*t all over my hands? I just told him to tell his inlaws he uses one sheet 'cause they seem to be cheapos!

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I just use my hands. Either way, your hands get washed :disgust:😱:disgust:😱:evil::frown::gift::heart::light::lips::|:moon::music:
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If you really want to make a point:

1- Bring your own roll when you go to their house.

2- Put out a roll that only has 10 squares left on it.



 
Since my edit button has disappeared, my reply should read:

If you really want to make a point:

1- Bring your own roll when you go to their house.

2- When they come to your house, put out a roll that only has 10 squares left on it.


 
I use 3 squares usually, 4 squares on "special" occasions.

Then there's always the times when I break out the ceremonial five-ply toilet paper.
 
Never counted, more than 1 though.

I'm more interested in your inlaws, if they're conference calling the family to discuss this I want to sign up for an advanced copy of the book you'll be writing in 20 years.
 
What in the world? Man, if one of those morons called me I'd tell them to fvck themselves. or " I take the whole F*cking roll and shat all over it, want to be a cheapo? Come over and wipe it for me. "
 
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