How much to sleep with your wife?

[Ferocious]

How much would make you give her up for a night?

Assumptions:

1) You do love and like her.

2) You have no idea who the other guy is beforehand (in case that would matter.)

EDIT:

3) Safe sex will happen and no disease worries.

 

[SchrodingersDog]

Is he gonna bang her? Oh, and also more specifically, is he gonna make her squeal like a pig?

 

[SchrodingersDog]

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
Is he gonna bang her? Oh, and also more specifically, is he gonna make her squeal like a pig?

And can I berate her afterwards?

 

[jlee]

Never happen.

 

[Rent]

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
Is he gonna bang her? Oh, and also more specifically, is he gonna make her squeal like a pig?

And can I berate her afterwards?

:laugh:

 

[MrDudeMan]

no amount you could ever pay me would make me want to do that. she isnt for sale.

 

[Mik3y]

never happen

 

[b0mbrman]

Where's the option of "For an even exchange"?

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Where's the option of "For an even exchange"?

:thumbsup:

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Never happen.

 

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Where's the option of "For an even exchange"?

 

[AFB]

They're property again?

 

[Corporate Thug]

a mil would do it

 

[Schrodinger]

A fiver and a pack of smokes would do it.

 

[SchrodingersDog]

After that night I'd bring it up every time we fought. Even if we made a million I'd be kickin it on my Barcalounger with my Mickey's fine malt liquor and my funny cigarette and I'd say "Bitch I told you to get me another 40 - YOU SLUT!

 

[Sentinel]

nada

 

[moshquerade]

hey, why don't we make this into a movie?

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
hey, why don't we make this into a movie?

lol

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy
They're property again?

Well, I'm sure this thread relies upon the assumption that your wife would be willing to go along with the price you set...

Actually, the even bigger assumption that this thread relies upon is that someone with a 24 post-per-day average could even get a girlfriend

 

[Supertastic Fool]

If he takes my right hand can i keep the left?

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: KlitschBeiExitus
If he takes my right hand can i keep the left?

New question. How much would it take for you to whack a guy off? As many times as he wants the during the night, provided he can get it up again.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Mik3y
never happen

 

[Martin]

where's the "eleventy beeeeelion" option? Or is that no longer in style here?

 

[Geekbabe]

You speak as if a wife is some sort of belonging that is yours to give away.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Sounds to me like you are stealing the plotline for the movie called "indecent proposal" with Demi Moore, Robert Redford and Woody Harrelson