mmntech
Lifer
- Sep 20, 2007
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Q: how much does it cost to get married?
A: the rest of your life.
Or a portion of your life plus half your assets. Usually with regular monthly payments after that. :sneaky:
Q: how much does it cost to get married?
A: the rest of your life.
exactly!!First payment is about 10k. Next payment is half of everything you own including the house plus lawyer fees.