How much is your penis worth?

[Jetblade]

Apparently it's 5 mil for this guy...

 

[boyRacer]

:Q

 

[Eli]

:Q

 

[KingNothing]

nm

 

[DaWhim]

only?

 

[MustangSVT]

:Q

 

[CaseTragedy]

:Q

 

[Babbles]

The guy is 67 years old, he probably already got the best years out of his little tool that he could. $5 million for a useless sausage? Yeah, I might have made that deal.

 

[jinduy]

 

[Tab]

Originally posted by: Babbles
The guy is 67 years old, he probably already got the best years out of his little tool that he could. $5 million for a useless sausage? Yeah, I might have made that deal.

LOL!

 

[PunDogg]

damn

Dogg

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

I will sell my penis to the guy for $4 million.

 

[CTrain]

At 67, I'll trade my penis for $5 mil too although Hugh Heffner might disagree.

On second thought....nah.....it might still be working.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: CTrain
At 67, I'll trade my penis for $5 mil too although Hugh Heffner might disagree. On second thought....nah.....it might still be working.

Shitz... I'm 29. I'll sell it outright for $4,000,000. That is a 20 percent savings, and it has pretty low mileage.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: CTrain
At 67, I'll trade my penis for $5 mil too although Hugh Heffner might disagree. On second thought....nah.....it might still be working.

Shitz... I'm 29. I'll sell it outright for $4,000,000. That is a 20 percent savings, and it has pretty low mileage.

LOL........

 

[KenGr]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: CTrain
At 67, I'll trade my penis for $5 mil too although Hugh Heffner might disagree. On second thought....nah.....it might still be working.

Shitz... I'm 29. I'll sell it outright for $4,000,000. That is a 20 percent savings, and it has pretty low mileage.

Might not be a selling point. Suggest the buyer check the performance and maintenance record....

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: KenGr

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: CTrain
At 67, I'll trade my penis for $5 mil too although Hugh Heffner might disagree. On second thought....nah.....it might still be working.

Shitz... I'm 29. I'll sell it outright for $4,000,000. That is a 20 percent savings, and it has pretty low mileage.

Might not be a selling point. Suggest the buyer check the performance and maintenance record....

As long as it's been properly lubed I don't see the problem.

 

[Kenazo]

Heck, I'm sure the doctors can do some sort of surgery and make you a new one.... I'd sell for 5 mill... then again I might not get any more nooners then...

 

[MaxDSP]

"Mr. Ralls was not informed that he was going to wake up and not have a penis," Briley said.

BWAHAHAHAHHA...pwned

 

[Feldenak]

Text

 

[Koing]

Well with that $5mill he isn't going to be getting any action or orgasming again. Tough man tough.

Koing

 

[Yax]

I assume he's charging 1 mil per inch.

U know, Bobbit got his sewed back on. If I was this old man, I'd go buy one off someone in a 3rd world country, preferably a big one. Lots of guys there would probably sell theirs for money to support their families. That'd be my advise to the guy.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
I assume he's charging 1 mil per inch.

U know, Bobbit got his sewed back on. If I was this old man, I'd go buy one off someone in a 3rd world country, preferably a big one. Lots of guys there would probably sell theirs for money to support their families. That'd be my advise to the guy.

:Q

 

[Booster]

Originally posted by: Babbles
The guy is 67 years old, he probably already got the best years out of his little tool that he could. $5 million for a useless sausage? Yeah, I might have made that deal.

I somewhat agree, who needs a penis at 67, even if he's married. It was over for him anyway. And 5 millions is a huge settlement. Heck, it may still suck to have a penis missing even at 67, but with 5 millions I don't think he should be pissed off, b/c I'm pretty sure he wasn't using his tool on purpose anymore either.

On the other hand... I read some of you willing to sell yours for $5 millions, to come to think of it... What would happen then? You wouldn't die, that's right (maybe, not sure). But what? Would you lose all interest in even the hottest women? What would you feel? Peace and satisfaction, or will it be a constant agony of lust you won't be ever able to satisfy?

 

[spanky]

does he get his schlong back in a jar at least?