How much is it gonna suck for Heather Harmon's kid

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  1. dennilfloss

    dennilfloss Past Lifer<br>1957-2014<br>In Memoriam

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    Never heard of her or her site but I may have come across thumbnails of her on TGP sites.

    Edit: Mmm Google images don't look familiar either. Guess I was out of the loop on this one.
     
  2. Phokus

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    Never heard of her... some of you guys spend too much time looking for this kind of stuff ;)
     
  3. rasczak

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    not that porn anyway, maybe he's into midget/goat porn now.
     
  4. Atomic Playboy

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    I disagree. If a child is raised their whole lives to think that every type of sex is natural and OK, they aren't going to view their mom telling them that she deepthroats cock on the internet as all the big a deal. That's going to be normal to them.

    I liken it to my own upbringing; I was raised by lesbians. In the 70s, before I was born, a lot of young lesbians were living in the same house, and basically they all slept with everyone else. It was just a big lesbian orgy house. By the time I was born, they had settled down with partners and calmed down a bit, but I was raised with stories about their past. Didn't phase me at all; I figured it was normal. My friends couldn't fathom what it was like to be raised by lesbians, let alone crazy free-love orgy lesbians, but since it was what I had grown up with, I didn't think it was the slightest bit odd. Indeed, religion seemed stranger to me than a lesbian orgy.

    So I maintain that the kid will simply feel that depraved sex acts are normal and fine and have absolutely no issues with it. S/he's going to wonder why everyone else seems to be making such a big deal out of it.
     
  5. Agentbolt

    Agentbolt Diamond Member

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    Maybe you're right, but that doesn't make this unfortunate kid's social journey any less bumpy. If he thinks people getting fifth-based on the internet is cool, that's fine, but his friends are going to DESTROY him when they find out.
     
  6. silverpig

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    I heard a radio interview of her and her husband on the net where the interviewer asked about that question. The guy got a little upset, but the radio interviewer calmed him down and said it was a legit question. The couple agreed and then basically said that they'd tell their kid something like: "sometimes, when mommies and daddies love each other they do things physically to make each other happy... it's a normal part of being in love etc etc..."
     
  7. dennilfloss

    dennilfloss Past Lifer<br>1957-2014<br>In Memoriam

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    Call me when Dawn Allison (of Dawn's Place) gets pregnant and her boobs get their own postal code (she's Canadian).:laugh:
     
  8. Agentbolt

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    Well yeah, that's the standard sex talk. I think they're going to have to modify a bit though to make sure he understands that his parents didn't follow the societal norms in that regard. "Now SOMETIMES, Junior, when mommies and daddies really really really love each other, they make movies of themselves giving each other a special hug, and let millions of people watch them for money. Also, for the love of GOD, don't download any porn that says "deep throat" from Limewire. You'll thank me later"
     
  9. venkman

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    Two pages and no one has pointed out the great pun in the thread title.


    ATOT, you are slipping. :(
     
  10. KeithTalent

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    Eh? Did you even read the first response? :confused:

    KT

    Edit: and 2 pages? WTF is wrong with you? :p
     
  11. polarmystery

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    Assumption cat makes assumptions
     
  12. Anubis

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    hes one of the 25 post per page people :roll:
     
  13. ElFenix

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    by the time her kid grows up to search the internet for pron, atm will be so commonplace it won't phase him at all. it'll be passe.
     
  14. venkman

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    The answer to your first question is obviously no. :p

    The answer to your last question is lots. :(
     
  15. KeithTalent

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    That = FAIL

    KT
     
  16. venkman

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    I like my threads short thank you very much. :p
     
  17. Vehemence

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    On the bright side, if there's ever a crisis where the kid needs Heather to blow a telephone pole, he's good.
     
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    The only thing I noticed about the title was "Heater Harmon." I figured Heater must be a wrestler or a baseball pitcher or something... when I read the article, I figured out it was Heather Harmon, and I was up to speed.
     
  19. Agentbolt

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    Whoops, didn't realize I'd misspelled her name, my B. I also made it a bit more clear how Heather payz da billz.
     
  20. JEDI

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    hysterectomy in 2001?!?!

    how old is your wife?
     
  21. bctbct

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    pics?
     
  22. Megatomic

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    She's 34 now, 35 in August. She had tumors and precancerous cells and they had no choice but to remove it all.
     
  23. moshquerade

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    i'm glad she's on the upswing, and doing better now (read your previous post)
     
  24. Megatomic

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    Thank mosh. She got her fiestiness back first - much to the rue of the rest of us in the house. :D It's good to have her back.
     
  25. Svnla

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    Hummmm....Wifey = #1. Nice face and big natural boobs FTW.

    Warning, don't google Wifey at work. It is NSFW.