How much does massage cost?

[Lager]

How much does it cost to get a full body massage (back rub, toe rub, etc)?

What happens if you fall asleep on the table?

 

[Ns1]

i hear you can get a little something extra for a hundred bucks or so

 

[Schadenfreude]

It all depends - do you want a happy ending?

 

[Lager]

I just want a full body massage, nothing more, possibly by a beautiful woman in a tight bikini but that ain't gonna happen.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Lager
I just want a full body massage, nothing more, possibly by a beautiful woman in a tight bikini but that ain't gonna happen.

It can happen . . . with the miracle of money (hope you have lots of it!)! 😀

Gah. I'm going to sleep.

 

[gsaldivar]

$28.00/hr. in L.A.

 

[Brenda17]

well here in new Zealand a good massage will set you back $140 for an hour but you have sex thrown in with it. prostitution is legal here in New Zealand.:roll:

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Brenda17
well here in new Zealand a good massage will set you back $140 for an hour but you have sex thrown in with it. prostitution is legal here in New Zealand.:roll:

Why the :roll:? 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

 

[Brenda17]

hi Eli. you are so right. it should be this😛

 

[Nohr]

sucki sucki five dollah

 

[alkemyst]

it works out to anywhere from a quarter to over $1 a minute. You can get really good deals at massage schools (however you are guaranteed a *straight* massage and no *side* jobs).

I never got into them, my office has a lady that comes in every couple months for the day and the company allows you to take advantage of it on the clock. She charges $1 a minute and everyone has been talking about it this week since she is coming in Tuesday next week.

I know a few guys that had steady 'sex' massages that ranged from contact with a towel over things to full *blown* action. One dated his massage 'therapist' and got the whole deal after (she was off the clock though)...she did state in the beginning she was legitimate and didn't do anything but massage, however after a few weeks she gave in to more and more (hand stuff)...then they started dating. I have no idea if he was an exception, but I do know most chicks 'exceptions' are said sort of tongue in cheek....'yeah sure you never have done this before'.

 

[Turkish]

Depends on where you are and what you REALLY expect.

 

[Lola]

a REAL massage at a SPA will be about 175$ for an enitre sweedish body massage. most of the time they are done by women, but usually they are not super hot, just good at what they do.

If you fall asleep while she is doing the massage, they will wake you up when its over

 

[brigden]

Just look up rub & tug in the Yellow Pages.