How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

monk3y

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Being near Tampa, I've heard this one atleast 20 times. 3/10 (and I'm being REALLY nice)
 

Kyteland

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
An aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrm and a leg? :p
 

mundane

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Reminds me of a scene from Third Rock From the Sun. Dick's at a party dressed as a pirate, and someone comes up to him and asks, "Where are your buccaneers?". He takes some offense at the question, and responds "Under my buccin' hat!"