lol, please do this; you will finally get laid!
I reported a Razor scooter in my yard tonight. Probably stolen from some poor kids house. They asked my name, address and phone number, I wasn't expecting the police to come to the house over it. I told them it was on my swale propped up against my palm tree.
Officer was cool, he said he had to issue me a receipt to take the property, asked them how busy they were and he said it's only firework reports (it was 8pm).
People are demanding arrest!
I asked about domestic stuff and he said that goes off the chain once the ball is ready to drop.