How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

Rastus

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One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this damn house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even care that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to FIND the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!!! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb
would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID DAMN BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!!! - IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE! I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
 

snakesnfrogs

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How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


















None. Microsoft declares darkness the standard.:D
 

Pretender

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<< How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?



None. Microsoft declares darkness the standard.:D
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LOL!
 

SmokeyTheBear

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:| not all women with PMS are like that!






























but it is true that women can do the job (whatever it may be) better than MOST men! :p PMSing or not.
 

GasX

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How many liberal feminists does it take to change a light bulb?






















<deep voice> That's not funny </deep voice>