How many times must one be warned, do not play games while on the potty

[preCRT]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5371581/Mans-rectum-falls-spent-long-toilet.html

Mom was right!

 

[Charmonium]

I'm more worried about an alligator biting my a**.

Although the patient has had the condition since early ages, Dr Su added that the cause of the prolapse was the long duration spent on the toilet.

Dr Su said when the patient was trying to defecate, the action could have weaken his muscles in the pelvis.

 

[ImpulsE69]

TOMORROW: MAN GOES BLIND FROM MASTERBATING!

 

[Charmonium]

TOMORROW: MAN GOES BLIND FROM MASTERBATING!

I've never gone blind. I do have to shave my palms though.

 

[Captante]

When I think prolapse (thankfully not often!) I always get a flashback of that video with the power-lifter!

 

[Red Squirrel]

I never really understood the whole thing of browsing internet, playing games or reading magazines while on the throne. I go in, drop the load, and the rest of the time is spent wiping, and I don't want to be touching any devices while I'm doing that. When I'm done I wash my hands and get out. Most of my poops don't take any longer than 10-15 minutes. Though I never actually timed it, it might be less.

 

[William Gaatjes]

Well, it explains why some smartphones have poop bacteria on them.

 

[brianmanahan]

this scares me. i have a lot of problems going so i've usually spent 20-40 minutes going to the bathroom for the last 30 years.

though i guess if it hasn't fallen out yet, maybe i'm OK.

 

[Mai72]

I guarantee you that he was spending more than 30 minutes in the crapper. More likely hours and hours. He was probably too embarassed to tell the truth.

Or, maybe his rectum is just weak?

 

[William Gaatjes]

I guarantee you that he was spending more than 30 minutes in the crapper. More likely hours and hours. He was probably too embarassed to tell the truth.

Or, maybe his rectum is just weak?

In the news story they explain he has a loose rectum all his life and he always had a prolapsing rectum but never this severe.
Yes, in a sense it is very disgusting.
I once received over whatsapp a movie clip about a girl sticking a huge sex toy in her bum and after that pushed her rectum inside out.
I was very quick with stopping and deleting that movie. It was disgusting. I do not understand how people can get turned on by that.

 

[clamum]

this scares me. i have a lot of problems going so i've usually spent 20-40 minutes going to the bathroom for the last 30 years.

though i guess if it hasn't fallen out yet, maybe i'm OK.

I think you're probably fine. The dude's had (untreated) rectal prolapse condition since he was 4 years old. It did say too "he was trying to defecate," for 30 mins, meaning he could've been constipated and was pushin like a mofo which would contribute to it as well.

 

[Brainonska511]

Another misleading DailyMail tabloid headline. Looks like he had an underlying, historic condition, as the 9th paragraph mentions:

'The patient has had rectal prolapse since he was four years old, but the bulge was able to retract in the past,' said Dr Su.

She added: 'But he did not have the condition treated, so the situation got worse.'

 

[BD231]

Remember that guy that shit his entire lower intestine out trying to dead lift 500 pounds? Anal bleeding can kill you quick, this guy's lucky.

 

[Skunk-Works]

 

[Skunk-Works]

this scares me. i have a lot of problems going so i've usually spent 20-40 minutes going to the bathroom for the last 30 years.

though i guess if it hasn't fallen out yet, maybe i'm OK.

I wouldn't worry about it. I heard about someone that had a mental health issue where she stayed on the toilet for days.