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How Many Times Have You Been Kicked

Originally posted by: NFS4
"Your daughter, she kick my dog. Now I am going to f*&k her!"
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"I'm going to kill you!"

"You're going to kill me?"

"No I'm not! Just kidding!"
 
More than three times. Girl at camp, when I was 10, thought it was funny, so she'd do it every day when she first saw me. Probably about 20 times by the end of summer, that year alone.
 
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
More than three times. Girl at camp, when I was 10, thought it was funny, so she'd do it every day when she first saw me. Probably about 20 times by the end of summer, that year alone.
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grapefruits?
 
Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
More than three times. Girl at camp, when I was 10, thought it was funny, so she'd do it every day when she first saw me. Probably about 20 times by the end of summer, that year alone.
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grapefruits?
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Watermelons
 
has to have been more than 3 times, the worst being when i was helping shoe a horse, i was attempting to pick up a back leg and the horse flinched and bam i was on the ground, luckly i didnt take it full force somehow 🙁
 
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
More than three times. Girl at camp, when I was 10, thought it was funny, so she'd do it every day when she first saw me. Probably about 20 times by the end of summer, that year alone.
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grapefruits?
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Watermelons
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time to fight
 
Originally posted by: Drakkon
has to have been more than 3 times, the worst being when i was helping shoe a horse, i was attempting to pick up a back leg and the horse flinched and bam i was on the ground, luckly i didnt take it full force somehow 🙁
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Dayum - I've been kicked before, but I can't imagine how painful it would be for a guy to take a hoof to the groin.
 
Originally posted by: HotChic
Originally posted by: Drakkon
has to have been more than 3 times, the worst being when i was helping shoe a horse, i was attempting to pick up a back leg and the horse flinched and bam i was on the ground, luckly i didnt take it full force somehow 🙁
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Dayum - I've been kicked before, but I can't imagine how painful it would be for a guy to take a hoof to the groin.
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Have you seen the Family Guy episode where Peter gets his lip pulled over the back of his head?

X10!
 
Originally posted by: Drakkon
has to have been more than 3 times, the worst being when i was helping shoe a horse, i was attempting to pick up a back leg and the horse flinched and bam i was on the ground, luckly i didnt take it full force somehow 🙁
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Are you still . . . "functional?"
 
never been kicked.

I've been groped a couple times, and I was accidently punched in the nuts once in high school (not a purposeful punch. we were playing football and his fist happened to connect forcefully with my balls).
 
Originally posted by: KLin
Originally posted by: BigJ
Far worse then any punch was a baseball to the nuts. Oh gawd was that painful.
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wear a cup next time 😛
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Who honestly wears a cup! After that I actually did start wearing one. Two weeks later when I was up at bat, a kid threw a hell of a breaking curve that knocked me in the cup. You should've heard the clunk it made. The ump had to call timeout so he could collect himself and stop laughing.
 
A guy I knew in HS got one of his nads deflated from a girl with steel tipped boots. Since that, I have avoided being rocked in the jock.
 
Originally posted by: TwiceOver
A guy I knew in HS got one of his nads deflated from a girl with steel tipped boots. Since that, I have avoided being rocked in the jock.
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I knew a kid in high school that had a dislocated testicle. Not ruptured, though.

I also knew a kid when I was growing up that tried to jump a fence and ended up ripping open his sack.
 
I got hit with at point blank range with golf ball that ricocheted off a tree. Fortunately, my jedi-like reflexes saved myself from permanent injury.
 
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: TwiceOver
A guy I knew in HS got one of his nads deflated from a girl with steel tipped boots. Since that, I have avoided being rocked in the jock.
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I knew a kid in high school that had a dislocated testicle. Not ruptured, though.

I also knew a kid when I was growing up that tried to jump a fence and ended up ripping open his sack.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: TwiceOver
A guy I knew in HS got one of his nads deflated from a girl with steel tipped boots. Since that, I have avoided being rocked in the jock.
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I knew a kid in high school that had a dislocated testicle. Not ruptured, though.

I also knew a kid when I was growing up that tried to jump a fence and ended up ripping open his sack.
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In my school his name was Eric. Was running from the cops and got hooked. Boy you shoulda heard the jokes we made about him 🙂
 
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